OK lets see if I can keep up my record of starting shit threads
If you could swap places with anyone in history who would it be and why?

Alt: I don't like chocolate or children could these be linked? what 2 things do you dislike and is there correlation?

Altalt: boobs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:35, 15 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Oops soz, i dun a stomp
I'll delete it to allow this to peter out under its own steam.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:37, Reply)

I think we are peters door already old chap

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

It's ok, my thread is back under a different guise

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:41, Reply)

alright?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Roger Vadim

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:39, Reply)

Is this because you would have liked to have done a sex wee on Bardot?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Precisely this.
See also: Jane Fonda, Annette Stroyberg, Catherine Deneuve, etc. etc.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:43, Reply)

I think it would have been huge fun to swap with Caligula.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

how can you not like chocolate?????
alt: dozer and hamsters. so yes. definitely a correlation.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:46, Reply)

It has just never floated my boat
I like jelly sweets and boiled sweets, and almost constantly eat mints or chewing gum.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Shane Warne. Immense cricketing talent and tapping Liz Hurley. Bastard.
Alt: Fat and ginger. I'll allow you to come up with your own punchline.

AltAlt: You had me at 'boob'.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Yeah but tapping OLD Hurley
You could have gone with floppy haired shag mister who at least got the young version.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

You mean Hugh Grant?
But he put his *points downstairs* in one of those.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:04, Reply)

I suspect it's because Hurley wouldn't let him put it in hers.
With that in mind, you might want to rethink your choice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Damn straight
I had this argument with a mate a while back about Cheryl Cole saying that I think she looks like she would be shit in bed. She just doesn't look like she would want to put any effort in and Hurley gives of fthe same vibe
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 12:09, Reply)