dead mum + phone call + gillian swipeypoos = ghost story.
SCIENCE.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

oh dear
in your desperation to troll, you yet again just look the fool. poor old dozer, when will he catch a break?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:33, Reply)

dunno lol
When you cool yer heels with the jolly hockeysticks schtick?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:36, Reply)

i've never been the jolly hockeysticks type
you funny little man, you.

although if I had a hockey stick, i'd be happy to break bits of you with it. I reckon badger would lend me his.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:37, Reply)

ah, lack of exercise explains a lot then

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:38, Reply)

pfffft
i'm going running tonight actually. for the third time this WEEK. so THERE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:39, Reply)

I don't care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

when did you last do any exercise?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

I jog ten miles a week
Swim for an hour on Sundays.

Weights, nightly.

Football, once a fortnight.

It all adds up and keeps me trim!

When I was skating regularly I had a four pack.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

^ lies on the internet ^
we've seen pics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:46, Reply)

YOUN DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MY REAL LIFE!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

*sells stale biscuits^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:49, Reply)

Bad baseball hat.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:47, Reply)

it's not a baseball hat, but thanks for the sartorial advice anyway!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

yer of me in the pub

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

you looked like a pot bellied garden gnome that a dog had shat on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:48, Reply)

clutching at strawz here, eh cetaceanswipe!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

just being polite, doll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

How's the hairline?
I'd like to see for myself but I'm on my own for the next couple of weeks.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:50, Reply)

it's good ta, how's the dwarfism?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

I'm 5'5"
It's not going to change.

I have hair.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:58, Reply)

that went years ago

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:52, Reply)

unnimm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:40, Reply)

fewer calories burned

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:41, Reply)

rnmm
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:42, Reply)

haha. you're no longer the worst one here!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)

\o/

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 19 Feb 2014, 18:51, Reply)