What I don't understand is why the biggest billy goat gruff didn't go first across the bridge
Or why they didn't all go together.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

because that would have made for a short, shit story

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:21, Reply)

I dunno, these questions ruin the story for me anyway.
The whole delayed gratification thing for the troll makes no sense either.
Why would he let the first goat go, on the understanding that a slightly bigger goat will probably be along in a minute?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:24, Reply)

because greed

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:28, Reply)

It's also not teaching kids good strategy when dealing with child molesters
as they probably don't want the bigger child anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)

It's like in Jurassic Park 3, right? Bear with me.
Sam Neill and chums run into a T Rex munching on a dinosaur. Said T Rex inexplicably leaves said half-munched dinosaur to scavengers in favour of charging after tiny shaved monkeys.

Story telling lacks internal logic, is my point.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:29, Reply)

I thought paleontologists were increasingly of the opinion that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a scavenger rather than a hunter.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Apparently Dr Grant was of the old school, Tangers.
I don't know, do I? God.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:42, Reply)

That food was there dead, the humans provided a nice chase, and like fuck are they having it's rotting corpse!
Shoo!!
Go get your own rotting corpse, tiny humans!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 11:24, Reply)

It's the weird pink hair that confuses me.
They're supposed to be subterranean Nordic folk spirits, It's pretty dark underground, why the fuck are they spending a morning every few weeks bent over a bath with their hair full of dye? Who's going to see it?
( Kroney, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:23, Reply)

Goats?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:25, Reply)

GOAT LOL

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:41, Reply)

GOAT LOL

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 20 Feb 2014, 10:53, Reply)