she usually pays for gentleman callers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:51, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

He's talking about the clap clinic in Kent he will visit afterwards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:52, Reply)

it was dark when I did his mummy.
:(
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Dark green afterwards

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:59, Reply)

haha

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

she had to seek medical attention after being in contact with your knobcheese

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)

Hello? You need a healthcare professional?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:57, Reply)

no one believes your bullshit, give it up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

^ hurtful^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

I'll be charging my hourly rate plus expenses
And I'll be looking at my watch, assuming she doesn't nick it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:53, Reply)

just be careful she doesn't steal your heart too, she's like a black widow
In that her husband is dead and she is a darkie
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:55, Reply)

She could pick up a half-brick beside the road as a substitute for my dead, heavy heart
Although it won't be as cholesotral-fucked.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:58, Reply)

remember to take your podium, shes taller than you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:01, Reply)

How am I going to shag your old lady on a fucking podium?
Show some respect to your old ma. I'll do her behind the Lidl bins.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:04, Reply)

Stay about from my ZZZZZZzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:07, Reply)

That's a good thought
I could fly to some fly-infested raddled bit of Arizona with Frog's old lady and shag her behind Pervwithadogs bins - avoiding the shit that the tramp had done.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:11, Reply)

+ whilst giving Monty a toothless blowjob for the £3.78 in loose change he had on him at the time......
that had to last for the next week and a half
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:13, Reply)

or lose it up her grot-box

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 17:56, Reply)

I'll wear my old one with a luminous face
So any future cup munching visitors will be met with a spectral glow.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Gonz pawned that ages ago

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 22 Feb 2014, 18:30, Reply)