so..... many......... strikethroughs
imma go with "cock" in the first instance
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

May I be the first this week to say
You're a fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)

i don't think you thought my joke through properly
it works on many levels. eg, you have a tiny cock, so you need more cock. and you are a raving bender, so you need more cock.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:11, Reply)

So - two levels, then.
Ah'm oot.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

he also needs more protein in his diet, so...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

So ... he should eat some eggs?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)

or some more chicken
and as they tend to kill the male chickens for food, that would be........ go on, you can do it..........
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Gallucide?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I did see through your attempt at a 'joke'.
You fucking idiot.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:12, Reply)

you love me SO MUCH

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I met Windy Pig yesterday. Top chap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:14, Reply)

berk says he's lovely
i'm seeing lusty for lunch today too. love that girl, she's a star.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:19, Reply)

I think he was terrified when he met berk

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Nah, Berk's alright.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:41, Reply)

Doesn't look good, admittedly.
You going about your daily business and some chick you've never met before comes up to you in your place of work and asks if you're that guy off the internet.

I understand he clamed down when he realised he wasn't imminently going to be a stabbing victim, though.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:42, Reply)

She'd only reach his knee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)

She is, what is referred to in certain social circles as,
a "spinner".
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:50, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 9:53, Reply)