Me too!
Proper man job chopping wood

Outside, axe, fire
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Give it a tap to get the blade in and let the weight do the work.
If you don't, then I hope you miss and cut your cock off.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Nah
More fun to leather it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

Tell that to your shin and, hopefully, your testicle.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

My shin bears battle scars

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

So does mine, from an idiotic stunt when I was fourteen.
Sliced it open right to the bone, like a fucking flid.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

I have so many scars it is unbelievable
Its all lies though. Chicks don't dig 'em
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

yeah they do
what chicks don't dig is your face
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

They look like they've had a go
With a pickaxe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

What a cupid stunt

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I told the story as one of my first qotw answers.
http://b3ta.com/questions/scars/post22939
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Excellent work

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

My gran taught me how to chop wood and lay a proper fire.
I reckon I could still do it now. Never leaves you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)

My fire SKILLZ are Jedi like
When we used to go to festivals/camping I was known as Pyromaniac (insert real surname)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

That should be Pete
or Paul, otherwise its a shit nickname
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

Better than "yeti" which was my college one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I just meant for the alliteration
Your real name leads itself to a version (NO REAL NAMES)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I went out with a rural Canadian.
I can chop wood, lay a fire and throw a double-headed axe with reasonable accuracy. Believe it or not, that's a sport over there.

I made sure we were indoors when I had an argument with her.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)

Was he a lumberjack?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Nope, she worked in a mental home.
I can only assume they were the best behaved dribblies in the area.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

He certainly got Mountied

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I saw Mounties. I was disappointed.
They look like coppers in all cars and that. No red jackets or horses to be seen. Didn't see any fucking bears or moose, neither. I got literally nothing from that relationship.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Oh man
Due South lies!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Did you buy her suspendies and a bra for crimbo?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)

He just let her borrow his.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)