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Me too!
Proper man job chopping wood
Outside, axe, fire
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:46,
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Give it a tap to get the blade in and let the weight do the work.
If you don't, then I hope you miss and cut your cock off.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:47,
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Nah
More fun to leather it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48,
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Tell that to your shin and, hopefully, your testicle.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50,
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My shin bears battle scars
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50,
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So does mine, from an idiotic stunt when I was fourteen.
Sliced it open right to the bone, like a fucking flid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52,
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I have so many scars it is unbelievable
Its all lies though. Chicks don't dig 'em
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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yeah they do
what chicks don't dig is your face
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56,
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They look like they've had a go
With a pickaxe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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What a cupid stunt
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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I told the story as one of my first qotw answers.
http://b3ta.com/questions/scars/post22939
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56,
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Excellent work
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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My gran taught me how to chop wood and lay a proper fire.
I reckon I could still do it now. Never leaves you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48,
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My fire SKILLZ are Jedi like
When we used to go to festivals/camping I was known as Pyromaniac (insert real surname)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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That should be Pete
or Paul, otherwise its a shit nickname
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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Better than "yeti" which was my college one
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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I just meant for the alliteration
Your real name leads itself to a version (NO REAL NAMES)
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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I went out with a rural Canadian.
I can chop wood, lay a fire and throw a double-headed axe with reasonable accuracy. Believe it or not, that's a sport over there.
I made sure we were indoors when I had an argument with her.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49,
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Was he a lumberjack?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50,
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Nope, she worked in a mental home.
I can only assume they were the best behaved dribblies in the area.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51,
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He certainly got Mountied
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51,
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I saw Mounties. I was disappointed.
They look like coppers in all cars and that. No red jackets or horses to be seen. Didn't see any fucking bears or moose, neither. I got literally nothing from that relationship.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:53,
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Oh man
Due South lies!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:54,
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Did you buy her suspendies and a bra for crimbo?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51,
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He just let her borrow his.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52,
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