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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Me too!
Proper man job chopping wood

Outside, axe, fire
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:46, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Give it a tap to get the blade in and let the weight do the work.
If you don't, then I hope you miss and cut your cock off.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Nah
More fun to leather it
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Tell that to your shin and, hopefully, your testicle.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
My shin bears battle scars

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
So does mine, from an idiotic stunt when I was fourteen.
Sliced it open right to the bone, like a fucking flid.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I have so many scars it is unbelievable
Its all lies though. Chicks don't dig 'em
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
yeah they do
what chicks don't dig is your face
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
They look like they've had a go
With a pickaxe
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)
What a cupid stunt

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I told the story as one of my first qotw answers.
http://b3ta.com/questions/scars/post22939
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Excellent work

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)
My gran taught me how to chop wood and lay a proper fire.
I reckon I could still do it now. Never leaves you.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:48, Reply)
My fire SKILLZ are Jedi like
When we used to go to festivals/camping I was known as Pyromaniac (insert real surname)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
That should be Pete
or Paul, otherwise its a shit nickname
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Better than "yeti" which was my college one

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I just meant for the alliteration
Your real name leads itself to a version (NO REAL NAMES)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:57, Reply)
I went out with a rural Canadian.
I can chop wood, lay a fire and throw a double-headed axe with reasonable accuracy. Believe it or not, that's a sport over there.

I made sure we were indoors when I had an argument with her.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Was he a lumberjack?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Nope, she worked in a mental home.
I can only assume they were the best behaved dribblies in the area.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
He certainly got Mountied

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I saw Mounties. I was disappointed.
They look like coppers in all cars and that. No red jackets or horses to be seen. Didn't see any fucking bears or moose, neither. I got literally nothing from that relationship.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Oh man
Due South lies!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Did you buy her suspendies and a bra for crimbo?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:51, Reply)
He just let her borrow his.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 11:52, Reply)

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