As our resident pleb I hate going to the theatre

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I love going to the theatre, but I suspect that swipe means some musical bollocks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)

They can all GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I enjoy the theatre but hate the seating arrangments.

( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)

All those other people?
Or the fact that they were all built back when 5'8 was considered really tall?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Old Wembley was like that
I went to the Sunderland play off final and literally couldn't sit down
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)

It's dark and the convention is to not talk, so the other people don't bother me unless I'm tryin gto get to the bar at interval.
It's the latter thing.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Plus the mrs has it worse than me, so she's always
clattering her fucking knee into mine as she tries to get comfortable.

Last thing we saw was Les Mis. I was trapped in there for HOURS.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)

I got free tickets with Mrs Cow to see a play called "Stones in their Pockets"
Fuck me, that was dull
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

Worst thing I saw was in Edinburgh February before last.
It was so stupid and boring I drifted off, lost the thread of the story, spent the last hour in bored confusion and subsequently managed to forget what it was even called.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)

I have never been, it has never interested me, and the 'show' is definitely not something I would choose.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)

i fucking love the theatre
going to see "ghost stories" at the arts theatre on Friday, SO excited. the reviews and people I know who've been say that you sleep with the lights on for a week afterwards, it's so frightening.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Bit put off by the shit trailer of audience reactions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)

ha, i ignore that
I go on a couple of things, like: do I know the author/anyone in it? do I hate them? also different theatres have different things, eg if it's at the national or Trafalgar studios, it will be less tourist bollocks, and usually v good.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)