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Slow B3ta day
Aside from the odd paedo excitement on /talk, how have you been procrastinating while not being on these very important messageboards?
Is work grinding you down?
This site to turn your smartphone into a gameboy is pretty cool.
www.benmidi.com/gameboy/ what else is cool?
*clap clap* Come on B3ta. Up your game!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:30,
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My weekend jaysum thread lampoon was better
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2221624
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:40,
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So cool you had to put it here so I noticed it?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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YES
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:43,
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*basks in your shadow*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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Harters level of 'look I posted a funny' going on here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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I MIGHT DO A NEEDY 'AMA' LATER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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There is nothing more I want to know about you that I don't already know
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Well I'd obviously pop you on 2.0 when I did it
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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Thx bbz
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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Shut up
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48,
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Fair point
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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Im actually flattered, and my threads *do* have a structure.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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U NO UR THREDS R MI FAYVRIT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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Hey, at least I'm trying
...
YOUR PATIENCE!!
RT to win an unintelligible ascii
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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. . .-. .-. .-. .-.
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`-' ' `-' `-' '
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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fl B
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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*clutches pearls*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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+ before swine
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54,
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Pearls before swine
Except after nine
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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That site is quite cool
I have actually been working today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:41,
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If I didn't want a gameboy when I was 13/14, why would I want one now?
I played a harp for the first time on Saturday, that was pretty cool.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:42,
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Well fuck off an fiddle your harp then.
or link to a phone app that does it for you.
or GTFO
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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Phone apps are for pricks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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I like Fifa12, Smart Tools and Endomondo Pro
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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I like the phone app 'PHONE' and I also like 'MESSAGES'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50,
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Never used them
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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They have changed the way I communicate
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54,
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I'm a bit of a traditionalist and I still like shouting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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I like to leave messages on walls in my old drying blood and semen
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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Yeah so do I, especially angrily at women and kids, but I've got a sore throat
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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I like to fan smoke from my blowhole.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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You like to blow fans from your smoke hole
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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I have fans?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:03,
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I played harp when I was 13/14, why would I want to now?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44,
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To impress chicks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:45,
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Yeah, cos you're swimming in them.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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no, they just smell like fish
because they don't believe in washing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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it wouldn't work
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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Nothing impresses chicks more than looking like an anorexic hairy cherub
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46,
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Chicks dig guys with harps
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47,
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It goes both ways - I'd fuck Joanna Newsom
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48,
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The word you are looking for is 'pluck'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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Cor!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49,
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pluck play like a French horn
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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Nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:52,
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That Vanessa Mae who did the snow Olympics. Is that the same one who dun violin?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51,
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Yep
Hence she was shit at skiing
I'd like to do downhill slalom on her though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53,
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Banter
Wonder what made her do that? Bit of a leap from Jools Holland
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54,
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No idea
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55,
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Well can you contact her manager and find out?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56,
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He said, and I quote
"Fuck off you weird cunt. Don't ring this number again or I'll find you and gut you"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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How strange he said something similar to me when I contacted him about having a go on her a few years back
Definitely something weird going on here, sporto.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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I might ring back tomorrow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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Definitely
You need to show this prick that you're not going to be fobbed off that easily.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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TBF she was fucking brilliant at sking
just not as good as the people who do it all day, She should have played the fiddle all the way down and then turned to the rest of the plank users and shouted "fucking follow that pricks" then walked
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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this^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59,
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I would have gave her at least a 7
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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It's almost cute how close to English the Geordie dialect is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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Gan canny pet, ah've nee ideea what ya on aboot.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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Divvent tark wet man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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haha yeah
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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I might get the old recorder out.
I used to pretend to play that because the only thing I learned was Hot Cross Buns. Whenever the school had a concert I just moved my fingers.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:04,
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And now you move your fingers playing with hot cross buns of a different kind
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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toot!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:12,
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I want a bass recorder.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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Use an old tape deck
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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One of them shite wall mounted singing fish?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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I tend to spend more time on Reddit these days
More interesting to read, at least. Plus, work has been fucking mental for the last few months, so that keeps me from spending much time here.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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The AMAs on there are quite good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57,
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The one with the bloke with two penises was very funny.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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Agreed, some are fantastic
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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You saying we're boring?
You find us boring?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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OK "Joe Pesci"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58,
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Don't keep going on about it dear
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:03,
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I'm livid, pet.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05,
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Nope, just more variety on there
Not that several on here aren't boring, mind. You're one of the decent ones.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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I try to be boring a often as possible.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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You're doing well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10,
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I follow your fine example
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:11,
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\o/
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09,
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Isn't everyone on Reddit a prick though?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:01,
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Not when you avoid the more retarded boards, like atheism, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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/offtopic, etc.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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From what I can see they have raped every meme known to man to a bloody pulp.
Very American too.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:14,
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The problem I have is that it looks shit.
And everyone is a prick.
And it's shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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hahaha!
Well said
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17,
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Avoid the meme boards, the reactiongifs, atheism, goingtohell, etc
And it's not all bad.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18,
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Is that not most of it though?
Genuine question
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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I have absolutely no idea
Genuine answer
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20,
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Looks like it
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22,
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Genuinely?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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Not really
You've got askreddit, which is like QOTW, only with less people calling each other pricks. AMA board is pretty popular, they've got a pretty damn good football community there (even if they do call it 'soccer'), they have boards like talesfromtechsupport which helps me to realise that despite the idiots I have to deal with, it could be worse.
Then, for stupider stuff, there is stuff like idiotsfightingthings, wince, dadjokes, fatpeoplestories, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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Yeah you're not convincing me here
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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I'm not trying to, sporto answered a question, I answered.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31,
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I might even "check it aaaaht" then
Ta
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:32,
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I've laughing at this pisstake of UKIP & their claim the floods are due to homosexuals
soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecastRequires sound.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00,
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Why does anyone who isn't at sea need the shipping forecast?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06,
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Don't know about anyone else, but I get off to it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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Some people claim it helps them get to sleep - relaxes them.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07,
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Those people are obviously idiots though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08,
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I'm still thinking bout a new phone, either the iPhone or that new galaxy if it looks cool, perhaps even an HTC. I JUST DONT KNOW.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15,
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Are you awaiting an upgrade?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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Yeah, but really I'm just trying to be boring
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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passes time I suppose
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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It's the only reason i am here
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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Yeah you should definitely buy one of those, based on the reasons about to be listed below here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16,
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I've got the S4 mini, and I rather like it
HTH xx
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18,
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Mini? I always thought you were a chap.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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He was born a man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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I have a mini too. I am a poof though.
My next one will be a full size.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23,
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Was cheaper than the full size one, and pretty near the same size
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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I like that you've got an S4 mini
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19,
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I have to go to my other house and sort a CP12 gas certificate out tonight
How tedious will your evening be?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22,
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i'm going to the theatre
we now have a spare ticket.
and the bloke is refusing to come along. GOD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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As our resident pleb I hate going to the theatre
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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I love going to the theatre, but I suspect that swipe means some musical bollocks
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26,
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They can all GTF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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I enjoy the theatre but hate the seating arrangments.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26,
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All those other people?
Or the fact that they were all built back when 5'8 was considered really tall?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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Old Wembley was like that
I went to the Sunderland play off final and literally couldn't sit down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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It's dark and the convention is to not talk, so the other people don't bother me unless I'm tryin gto get to the bar at interval.
It's the latter thing.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29,
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Plus the mrs has it worse than me, so she's always
clattering her fucking knee into mine as she tries to get comfortable.
Last thing we saw was Les Mis. I was trapped in there for HOURS.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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I got free tickets with Mrs Cow to see a play called "Stones in their Pockets"
Fuck me, that was dull
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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Worst thing I saw was in Edinburgh February before last.
It was so stupid and boring I drifted off, lost the thread of the story, spent the last hour in bored confusion and subsequently managed to forget what it was even called.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41,
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I have never been, it has never interested me, and the 'show' is definitely not something I would choose.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28,
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i fucking love the theatre
going to see "ghost stories" at the arts theatre on Friday, SO excited. the reviews and people I know who've been say that you sleep with the lights on for a week afterwards, it's so frightening.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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Bit put off by the shit trailer of audience reactions
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35,
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ha, i ignore that
I go on a couple of things, like: do I know the author/anyone in it? do I hate them? also different theatres have different things, eg if it's at the national or Trafalgar studios, it will be less tourist bollocks, and usually v good.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38,
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What's the production?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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he gets amazing company and free prosecco at the bar
who cares?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33,
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The rest of us.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:34,
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I'd go if there was stella and lasagne
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40,
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tggi^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:42,
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Only on weekends
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:43,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:44,
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is the last bit one word or two?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:45,
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he's not getting it if he's not coming!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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Surely if i'm coming I am?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51,
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Not even in my top ten star wars droids.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24,
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*golf clap*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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I'm on a couple of car forums
and I do a lot more work now than I did a year ago.
But mostly you're all getting really fucking dull.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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Oh, misread. You weren't asking where we all are when we're not here.
Well, it's still true. So there.
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Kroney, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25,
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I like looking at porn.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27,
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Me too
Its like we are porn brothers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30,
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HIYA!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:50,
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alright?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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get fucked
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52,
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FFS I thought you were going to stop posting now you have a new job
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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^
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53,
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I think we had all hoped that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:55,
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i hoped he was going to die in a windmill related incident
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:01,
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i don't care what shape or form or method it comes in, as long as he dies :)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03,
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made any pals yet Dozer?
Shared any anecdotes?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:15,
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