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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Slow B3ta day
Aside from the odd paedo excitement on /talk, how have you been procrastinating while not being on these very important messageboards?
Is work grinding you down?

This site to turn your smartphone into a gameboy is pretty cool. www.benmidi.com/gameboy/ what else is cool?

*clap clap* Come on B3ta. Up your game!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:30, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
My weekend jaysum thread lampoon was better

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2221624
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:40, Reply)
So cool you had to put it here so I noticed it?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)
YES

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)
*basks in your shadow*

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Harters level of 'look I posted a funny' going on here

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I MIGHT DO A NEEDY 'AMA' LATER

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
There is nothing more I want to know about you that I don't already know

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Well I'd obviously pop you on 2.0 when I did it

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Thx bbz

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Shut up

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Fair point

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Im actually flattered, and my threads *do* have a structure.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
U NO UR THREDS R MI FAYVRIT

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
Hey, at least I'm trying
...


YOUR PATIENCE!!

RT to win an unintelligible ascii
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
haha!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)



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| | |-' `-. |- |
`-' ' `-' `-' '


(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)

fl B
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
*clutches pearls*

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
+ before swine

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
Pearls before swine
Except after nine
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
That site is quite cool
I have actually been working today
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)
If I didn't want a gameboy when I was 13/14, why would I want one now?
I played a harp for the first time on Saturday, that was pretty cool.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Well fuck off an fiddle your harp then.
or link to a phone app that does it for you.
or GTFO
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Phone apps are for pricks

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I like Fifa12, Smart Tools and Endomondo Pro

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I like the phone app 'PHONE' and I also like 'MESSAGES'

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:50, Reply)
Never used them

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)
They have changed the way I communicate

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
I'm a bit of a traditionalist and I still like shouting

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I like to leave messages on walls in my old drying blood and semen

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Yeah so do I, especially angrily at women and kids, but I've got a sore throat

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)
I like to fan smoke from my blowhole.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
You like to blow fans from your smoke hole

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I have fans?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)
I played harp when I was 13/14, why would I want to now?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:44, Reply)
To impress chicks

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah, cos you're swimming in them.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
no, they just smell like fish
because they don't believe in washing
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
it wouldn't work

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Nothing impresses chicks more than looking like an anorexic hairy cherub

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Chicks dig guys with harps

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:47, Reply)
It goes both ways - I'd fuck Joanna Newsom

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)
The word you are looking for is 'pluck'

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)
Cor!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:49, Reply)

pluck play like a French horn
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Nice

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:52, Reply)
That Vanessa Mae who did the snow Olympics. Is that the same one who dun violin?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Yep
Hence she was shit at skiing

I'd like to do downhill slalom on her though
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Banter
Wonder what made her do that? Bit of a leap from Jools Holland
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:54, Reply)
No idea

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:55, Reply)
Well can you contact her manager and find out?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:56, Reply)
He said, and I quote
"Fuck off you weird cunt. Don't ring this number again or I'll find you and gut you"
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
How strange he said something similar to me when I contacted him about having a go on her a few years back
Definitely something weird going on here, sporto.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I might ring back tomorrow

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Definitely
You need to show this prick that you're not going to be fobbed off that easily.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
TBF she was fucking brilliant at sking
just not as good as the people who do it all day, She should have played the fiddle all the way down and then turned to the rest of the plank users and shouted "fucking follow that pricks" then walked
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
this^

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I would have gave her at least a 7

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)
It's almost cute how close to English the Geordie dialect is.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Gan canny pet, ah've nee ideea what ya on aboot.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Divvent tark wet man

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I might get the old recorder out.
I used to pretend to play that because the only thing I learned was Hot Cross Buns. Whenever the school had a concert I just moved my fingers.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:04, Reply)
And now you move your fingers playing with hot cross buns of a different kind

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)
toot!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I want a bass recorder.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Use an old tape deck

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
One of them shite wall mounted singing fish?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
I tend to spend more time on Reddit these days
More interesting to read, at least. Plus, work has been fucking mental for the last few months, so that keeps me from spending much time here.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
The AMAs on there are quite good

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:57, Reply)
The one with the bloke with two penises was very funny.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Agreed, some are fantastic

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)
You saying we're boring?
You find us boring?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
OK "Joe Pesci"

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 14:58, Reply)
Don't keep going on about it dear

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:03, Reply)
I'm livid, pet.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Nope, just more variety on there
Not that several on here aren't boring, mind. You're one of the decent ones.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)
I try to be boring a often as possible.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
You're doing well.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I follow your fine example

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:11, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Isn't everyone on Reddit a prick though?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:01, Reply)
Not when you avoid the more retarded boards, like atheism, etc

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)
/offtopic, etc.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
From what I can see they have raped every meme known to man to a bloody pulp.
Very American too.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:14, Reply)
The problem I have is that it looks shit.
And everyone is a prick.
And it's shit.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
hahaha!
Well said
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:17, Reply)
Avoid the meme boards, the reactiongifs, atheism, goingtohell, etc
And it's not all bad.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Is that not most of it though?
Genuine question
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea
Genuine answer
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:20, Reply)
Looks like it

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)
Genuinely?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Not really
You've got askreddit, which is like QOTW, only with less people calling each other pricks. AMA board is pretty popular, they've got a pretty damn good football community there (even if they do call it 'soccer'), they have boards like talesfromtechsupport which helps me to realise that despite the idiots I have to deal with, it could be worse.

Then, for stupider stuff, there is stuff like idiotsfightingthings, wince, dadjokes, fatpeoplestories, etc
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Yeah you're not convincing me here

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I'm not trying to, sporto answered a question, I answered.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:31, Reply)
I might even "check it aaaaht" then
Ta
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I've laughing at this pisstake of UKIP & their claim the floods are due to homosexuals
soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast

Requires sound.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Why does anyone who isn't at sea need the shipping forecast?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:06, Reply)
Don't know about anyone else, but I get off to it

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Some people claim it helps them get to sleep - relaxes them.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Those people are obviously idiots though

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I'm still thinking bout a new phone, either the iPhone or that new galaxy if it looks cool, perhaps even an HTC. I JUST DONT KNOW.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Are you awaiting an upgrade?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah, but really I'm just trying to be boring

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
passes time I suppose

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
It's the only reason i am here

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Yeah you should definitely buy one of those, based on the reasons about to be listed below here.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I've got the S4 mini, and I rather like it
HTH xx
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Mini? I always thought you were a chap.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
He was born a man

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
I have a mini too. I am a poof though.
My next one will be a full size.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:23, Reply)
Was cheaper than the full size one, and pretty near the same size

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
I like that you've got an S4 mini

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I have to go to my other house and sort a CP12 gas certificate out tonight
How tedious will your evening be?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:22, Reply)
i'm going to the theatre
we now have a spare ticket.

and the bloke is refusing to come along. GOD.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
As our resident pleb I hate going to the theatre

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I love going to the theatre, but I suspect that swipe means some musical bollocks

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)
They can all GTF

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
I enjoy the theatre but hate the seating arrangments.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:26, Reply)
All those other people?
Or the fact that they were all built back when 5'8 was considered really tall?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Old Wembley was like that
I went to the Sunderland play off final and literally couldn't sit down
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
It's dark and the convention is to not talk, so the other people don't bother me unless I'm tryin gto get to the bar at interval.
It's the latter thing.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:29, Reply)
Plus the mrs has it worse than me, so she's always
clattering her fucking knee into mine as she tries to get comfortable.

Last thing we saw was Les Mis. I was trapped in there for HOURS.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I got free tickets with Mrs Cow to see a play called "Stones in their Pockets"
Fuck me, that was dull
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Worst thing I saw was in Edinburgh February before last.
It was so stupid and boring I drifted off, lost the thread of the story, spent the last hour in bored confusion and subsequently managed to forget what it was even called.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)
I have never been, it has never interested me, and the 'show' is definitely not something I would choose.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:28, Reply)
i fucking love the theatre
going to see "ghost stories" at the arts theatre on Friday, SO excited. the reviews and people I know who've been say that you sleep with the lights on for a week afterwards, it's so frightening.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Bit put off by the shit trailer of audience reactions

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:35, Reply)
ha, i ignore that
I go on a couple of things, like: do I know the author/anyone in it? do I hate them? also different theatres have different things, eg if it's at the national or Trafalgar studios, it will be less tourist bollocks, and usually v good.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:38, Reply)
What's the production?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
he gets amazing company and free prosecco at the bar
who cares?!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:33, Reply)
The rest of us.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I'd go if there was stella and lasagne

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:40, Reply)
tggi^

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Only on weekends

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)
haha!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)
is the last bit one word or two?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)
he's not getting it if he's not coming!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Surely if i'm coming I am?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Not even in my top ten star wars droids.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:24, Reply)
*golf clap*

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I'm on a couple of car forums
and I do a lot more work now than I did a year ago.

But mostly you're all getting really fucking dull.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Oh, misread. You weren't asking where we all are when we're not here.
Well, it's still true. So there.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:25, Reply)
I like looking at porn.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Me too
Its like we are porn brothers
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:30, Reply)
HIYA!!!!

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)
alright?

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
get fucked

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)
FFS I thought you were going to stop posting now you have a new job

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
^

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:53, Reply)
I think we had all hoped that.

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)
i hoped he was going to die in a windmill related incident

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:01, Reply)
i don't care what shape or form or method it comes in, as long as he dies :)

(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:03, Reply)
made any pals yet Dozer?
Shared any anecdotes?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 16:15, Reply)

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