Carnations should impress her alright

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 17:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hey stop disrespecting me
I know what swipes like, I know what they want
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

She is northern so clearly has low expectations
A 3 day old bunch of carnations should get her frothing at the clopper in no time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Nah. A pint of Flowers it was.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:02, Reply)

four cans for a fiver. I drank three.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:09, Reply)

my very first pub job (in the pub where frank drank, i most probably served him, weirdly enough)
someone asked if we sold flowers. I blinked at him for a bit, and then said bemusedly that a gypsy came in selling roses from time to time.......

took a while to live that one down :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:12, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

i was 18!
i'd never heard of pikey brands of bitter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:17, Reply)

18 YEARS AGO! !!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:21, Reply)

I once had a similar thing.
A mate suggested a bar on Grey Street because they do good pitchers, I was bemused why anyone would go to a bar just to have their photo taken.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 24 Feb 2014, 18:44, Reply)