1. 15 big boxes of Seabrooks crisps - someone from here told me they were amazing, never had one before, so bought 15 boxes containing every flavour (some boxes had more than one flavour). I think I ate about 5 _packets_ myself. My stoned mates loved it though. Or possibly when I bought 5kilos of out of data out-of-date 'glow-worms' sweats, thinking "1kg of sweats isn't _that_ big", gave them all to work.

2. When I was about 16, a server blew up containing the only copy of about a years worth of tedious data gathering that was all manually created.

3. I'm just so gosh darn greatful for a date that I don't think i've had a bad one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*catches date and points to dead monkey*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:21, Reply)

wow
3 in a row!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:23, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, back ups are for gays.

( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 11:30, Reply)