In other news,
I have received an email from someone who's email signature says

'We value Guts, Independence, Alliance, Flexibility, Meritocracy, Humanity, Responsibility'.

What a cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:32, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

American?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:34, Reply)

Nope.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Really?
Fucking hell you need to go round and fuck him up good an proper
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:39, Reply)

I'm meeting him in Beaconsfield tomorrow. I may go 'tooled up' as I believe the negroes call it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:42, Reply)

its the only way to be safe
Give him the benefit of the doubt until he mentions Synergy then you can feel safe in striping him
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)

^ blue sky thinking ^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I had one this morning which said:
"Attachment is our Certificate and our major clients infomation, please check it."

Checked it, no dubs :(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:36, Reply)

woah woes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:41, Reply)

You love him more than you can say?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Gently down the stream

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)

BOATLOL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)

*proffers fishie on a dishie*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I fucking hate that song

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Your boat will remain forever at sea then

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)

I'm happy with that

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)

BOUATLOL

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)

RAOUL BOUAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:54, Reply)

PAOUL GASCOIGNE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Please allow me to introduce myself....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)

officesmile

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Sympathy reply

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)

I'm upgrading it to a smirk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:44, Reply)

\o/
I was reasonably pleased with that one
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:45, Reply)

Just had a run in with our HR department.
I hate that coven of witches.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:48, Reply)

well stop trying to look up skirts
and touching yourself then.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Aw man
*stamps feet*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:50, Reply)

*DLT's*
it was a different time OK
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:51, Reply)

They expect specialist treatment and usually get it.
Fucking pisses me right off. I had to inconvenience another department for their benefit and it's not fucking on.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Our HR department could do with special treatment
in the form of a swift kick to the cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:55, Reply)

I'm livid.
I'm seriously tempted to go on a sabotage streak.
( Kroney, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Dirty protest time

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Sanchez the lot of them
Or arse stripe across the director's carpet
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Feels like they've missed an acronym opportunity there
FRAG HIM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Or:
Humanity, Independence, Meritocracy, Responsibility, Flexibility, Alliance, Guts
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:02, Reply)

NO YOUN AR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:03, Reply)

*denies everything*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Feb 2014, 16:09, Reply)