Yo
Had a mild panic attack this morning at Whitechapel Station at 8:55 that I was supposed to be on a conference call at 9. Turns out that's tomorrow. Chances of me being in at 9 tomorrow? I give it maybe 40%. But since the other bloke is in India it's probably mean to do it later.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lazy cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Which one?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:31, Reply)

YOUN ALL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:33, Reply)

You're not in Brum now, LiC.
This is LONDON. The Big Time. The Smoke. T'Metropolis. Gotham City.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)

which is why I roll in at 20 past most mornings
as I can just mutter "bloody tube" and nobody bats an eyelid.

I'd have been on a verbal warning anywhere else by now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 9:57, Reply)