Now during the "rest of the day off" can i spend it alone
or does the missus and the stupid dog have to be there...

I cant really go to the village pub as the best one doesn't open weekday afternoons and the shit one is often full of tourists or empty.

So can I just go home and wank in the cellar?

Alt: Wotsits (or similar corn maize snack)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:23, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Doesn't really count as a proper day off if you can't wank in the cellar

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

People without cellars are shit
IMO
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:43, Reply)

I have to wank in the cupboard under the stairs :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:46, Reply)

Harry Potter pity 5's

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:48, Reply)

What kind of shit pub doesn't open on an afternoon?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:29, Reply)

One with no customers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:31, Reply)

The best times in a pub are weekday afternoons
Beer tastes nicer when you aren't at work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Like other peoples chips.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:34, Reply)

\o/
YES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:35, Reply)

Very small pubs
in villages that are pretty much "locals only" and they would be wasting money being open and it allows the managers to have other farming work during the day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 14:41, Reply)