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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't know if there's any point in an evening thread anymore.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:13, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
No more than there's any point living Battyboy.
Ima top mineself.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Good idea Ed, get me another one whilst your at the bar yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Nice but cheap cab sauv going on here mate

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Nice one, I have a selection of Kentish beers to try

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Used to love me proper beers but my local had no
proper cellar so in the heatwave of '76 the real beers were so warm as to be undrinkable. Inevitably tried lager for the first time (cooled ovs) and never went back. Regret it sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
I have my own cellar \o/

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
An unwise confession I would have thought.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
he's a total Fritzl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Fritzlolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
M*A*R*R*S

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Pump up the ZZzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Seven Minutes of Marrness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from Marrs

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Electronic were alright.
'Member them? Bernard Sumner side project with...Johnny MARR.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Didn't he move to MARRakech?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
dunno, I did hear that he had all kinds of zany, if horribly logical, ideas though
I suppose you could say there was a method in his MARRness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Perhaps MARRiage was on the cards

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
prob not, his relationships have all been soured by MARRissey and his moaning bender ways

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:57, Reply)
You Cunt I was just answering that

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Nowt worse than a thread stomp
When you're in mid rant HH
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
It was a thread deletion Ed
That's even worse
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)
We'll be the laughing stock with them other buggers

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
At this rate I may even go on /links and start a fight about Oreos

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I used to be on /board and /links to the exclusion of the other two.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Shut up HH.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)
No, no I don't think I will, OK YEAH?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Think his haemorrhoids are playing up again Harters.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
How comes those dusky chaps got really really long sentences for not cutting that bloke's head off but Monty got NOTHING for definitely cutting that blokes head off with the samurai sword?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Dunno. He phoned me earlier, but I didn't think to ask.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)
^ upset ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
^ wanker ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)
^ tosser ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
At least I haven't spent time online today boasting & stating 'lol' about someones endowment policy. Rules are rules, particularly on financial matters, but taking pleasure from that?
That definitely makes you a wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
hey I was being facetious
Alternatively, I was 'making stuff up'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Yes dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
if you carry on like that you'll end up pretending to have children, thinking sterile puns are funny, and collecting the personal photos of people who have wronged you online

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
you've lost me there, old bean

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
avirginsayswut

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
excuse me?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
what's your favourite made-up word

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
I do like the word 'rockumentary'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
^ IT prick from Swindon ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:19, Reply)
^ John Major off Spitting Image ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
^ stays up till daft o'clock trying to get the last word online, despite allegedly having two kids ^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
He does?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
pipe down, Gayson
Did you Google 'pthc' from your work computer?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
comedy gold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
Baby goats are very demanding dont you know?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Yer to be fair Batboy he does seem to think he's it in the old insurance salesman game.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
want to buy an unregulated collective investment?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
No need thank you.
I can always find better returns than investing in someone else's profit making.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
yer it was a compliance joke

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Wrong audience ovs.
Stand up's cruel these days Plummy
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Awooga. What a rush.
Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
It's getting tedious for me having to click u/ns to see who it is b efore
I can decide whether or not to reply.
Glad it's you
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
eh?
has the name stealer been at it again?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Banality personified

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
comedy's a fickle mistress edjers
At my last standup gig I did my 'Stephen Hawking as an old school comedian' routine and it didn't quite go as well as I hoped.

I suppose starting off with 'Stephen Hawking is just a frustrated standup' may not have been the wisest move.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Hmmm. Script needs plenty work Lil Plum

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
'Heisenberg's uncertainty principle teaches us that we can only accurately know the position or the momentum of a particle, not both, which leads us to the fact tbat some of my best friends are pakis but I wouldn't want them living next door'
Stephen could never separate his working life from his jokes on the northern comedy circuit of the 1970s.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Fy was you I'd be looking to licence that Awooga script.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)
I wouldn't say that my wife is fat, because next to the size of the universe she is very insignificant

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:21, Reply)
Ah !
Starting to get the hang of it now Bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Beyond the event horizon is an area of space so infinitely dense and curved that the force of gravity is so strong that not even light itself can escape, an area of chaos and blackness.
We call it 'Bradford'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Racist!

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, Reply)
send them back.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, Reply)
was it ever in question?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
alright woodsie

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
U ok hun? xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Tip top. Yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Aye canny, cheers

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
Much the same could be said of the day threads.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Everytime you post 'alright' millions of my potential children die on your mums face.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)
what if I post 'not alright'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This has never happened, so I don't know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Or just not post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
You a mosquito now?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
So what is your point?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
BlooBloo
Why wouldn't people pop on in the evening to see the same cunts moaning on like fishwives?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Haven't you got a male sauna to spend your evening in?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
You're having a Turkish

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Any wonder people don't join in if it's just you being angry about your height or something?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Fucking needy bastards init GJ?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Making a thread about it is a bit gay

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
^TGGI^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
shouldn't you be tweeting Vladimir Putin or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Nah we've moved onto Uganda now

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
they have the right idea

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I just wish they wouldn't shove it in our faces.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
you dont normally complain

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:37, Reply)
Jason, I say this from the heart and I think I speak for all of us here when I say 'fuck off, cunt'.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
it's a click from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Wow that is a tadd harsh, I like GJ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

t G

sh d

I

When looking at boys.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
No A level English chat.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:17, Reply)
I couldn't be arsed to work that out

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I'm calling you a Gary Glitter nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Ye Gadds

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:29, Reply)
in a way, we're all calling Jason a Gary Glitter nonce

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
thats like an everyday nonce, but so dumb as to take a laptop full of child grot to pc world

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
Or just this
full of child grot
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:32, Reply)
It's a widely used word on here... makes you wonder about some people.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
It makes us wonder why you've not been nicked for
NONCING
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:33, Reply)
Not even in my top 5 offences.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
youd rather the sack of the quarterback

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Never been a fan of American football.
Rugby but gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
wowsers
is that possible even?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:40, Reply)
he was googling for 'pre teen hardcore' earlier on, yewtree are coming to get him

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
i hardly think hes famous enough for yewtree

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:41, Reply)
he's in the third strand

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:42, Reply)
oh
"insignificant others"
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:43, Reply)
and lo thus spake the mongular tigress and she was not upset, for in this instance tbe upset was replaced with a 'nearly funny'
And the Hebrew lay down with the goat and lo the mong tiger was epically nonce.

Amen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
you make even less sense than usual and that's saying something
if your idea of humour is calling everyone nonce then your a very sad person of negligible wit
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
not everyone.
Just you and your boyfriend GeordieJay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
are you implying that ive two timed you?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
yes
Though not so much 'two timed' as 'tag teamed'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:58, Reply)
YOUR playing about?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, Reply)
oh god its the wife

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:01, Reply)
not as widely used as YM

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:33, Reply)
he's the best one here

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
See. So you're not, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah!
Nerrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
and I retort with the usual shrug I give the internet nobodies.
As you were
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
sometimes your worse than kroney

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)
I hold the same air of nonchalence

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)

nonchalance surrender, retreat and smelly cheese
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
*you're

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
No YOUN are

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Your not getting the hang of this early b3ta meme are you GJ?

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
*you're

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:32, Reply)
your isnt wrong, youn is

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
^upset

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
constantly

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:37, Reply)
ZAYN OUT OF 1D WAS SPOTTED IN LEEDS TODAY!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
One of them's playing football for doncaster or suttin'

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
yer, Liam
He's dreamy xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Louis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
i wouldn't know
Chart music is for kids, girls and benders.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)
was that your first degree?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
as a guy can be

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Quiet innit?
I'm not being funny, but is there even any point of making evening threads?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)
We can always talk about "Prisoner Cell Block H"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Nah it's shite

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
I NOES, that is what made it so great

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
i prefer my lesbians to be lookers, ta

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
Portia De Rossi has her moments.
Bit lanky
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:25, Reply)
Rockin' All Over The World is my favourite song of his.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
worst status update ever

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:35, Reply)
I may qoute you on this

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)
*likes it*
*lalalalikes it*
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
I once met Francis in a paper shop in Croyden TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:45, Reply)
A friend of mine had a paper shop.
It blew away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
*reaches for pint*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
I got nicked trying to nick a paper shop.
I was charged with rustling.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:51, Reply)
stop it YOUR creasing me up

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
i think i need a 'tissue'
LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:53, Reply)
I wonder if he used a "paper plane" instead?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
surely with his money hed have a fax at home?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
If I was the owner and he asked for anything I would have deffo answered
What ever you want...what ever you need
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
Batty was right.
Evening thread is dead meat.
Night night palz.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:03, Reply)
well 2300 is pushing it for evening

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, Reply)
I feel ya Brah, I think I'm gonna go to and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, Reply)

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