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I don't know if there's any point in an evening thread anymore.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:13, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
No more than there's any point living Battyboy.
Ima top mineself.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:16, Reply)
Good idea Ed, get me another one whilst your at the bar yeah?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Nice but cheap cab sauv going on here mate

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Nice one, I have a selection of Kentish beers to try

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:25, Reply)
Used to love me proper beers but my local had no
proper cellar so in the heatwave of '76 the real beers were so warm as to be undrinkable. Inevitably tried lager for the first time (cooled ovs) and never went back. Regret it sometimes.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
I have my own cellar \o/

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
An unwise confession I would have thought.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
he's a total Fritzl

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
fuck

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Fritzlolz

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:37, Reply)
M*A*R*R*S

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Pump up the ZZzzzzzzz

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
Seven Minutes of Marrness

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from Marrs

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:44, Reply)
Electronic were alright.
'Member them? Bernard Sumner side project with...Johnny MARR.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:47, Reply)
Didn't he move to MARRakech?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:49, Reply)
dunno, I did hear that he had all kinds of zany, if horribly logical, ideas though
I suppose you could say there was a method in his MARRness.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Perhaps MARRiage was on the cards

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
prob not, his relationships have all been soured by MARRissey and his moaning bender ways

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:57, Reply)
You Cunt I was just answering that

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Nowt worse than a thread stomp
When you're in mid rant HH
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:19, Reply)
It was a thread deletion Ed
That's even worse
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:21, Reply)
We'll be the laughing stock with them other buggers

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
At this rate I may even go on /links and start a fight about Oreos

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
I used to be on /board and /links to the exclusion of the other two.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Shut up HH.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:20, Reply)
No, no I don't think I will, OK YEAH?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Think his haemorrhoids are playing up again Harters.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:23, Reply)
How comes those dusky chaps got really really long sentences for not cutting that bloke's head off but Monty got NOTHING for definitely cutting that blokes head off with the samurai sword?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
Dunno. He phoned me earlier, but I didn't think to ask.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)
^ upset ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:24, Reply)
^ wanker ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:26, Reply)
^ tosser ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
At least I haven't spent time online today boasting & stating 'lol' about someones endowment policy. Rules are rules, particularly on financial matters, but taking pleasure from that?
That definitely makes you a wanker.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
hey I was being facetious
Alternatively, I was 'making stuff up'.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:32, Reply)
Yes dear.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:35, Reply)
if you carry on like that you'll end up pretending to have children, thinking sterile puns are funny, and collecting the personal photos of people who have wronged you online

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:39, Reply)
you've lost me there, old bean

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:41, Reply)
avirginsayswut

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
excuse me?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)
what's your favourite made-up word

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
I do like the word 'rockumentary'

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
^ IT prick from Swindon ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:19, Reply)
^ John Major off Spitting Image ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
^ stays up till daft o'clock trying to get the last word online, despite allegedly having two kids ^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
He does?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
pipe down, Gayson
Did you Google 'pthc' from your work computer?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
comedy gold.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
Baby goats are very demanding dont you know?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
Yer to be fair Batboy he does seem to think he's it in the old insurance salesman game.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
want to buy an unregulated collective investment?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:34, Reply)
No need thank you.
I can always find better returns than investing in someone else's profit making.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
yer it was a compliance joke

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Wrong audience ovs.
Stand up's cruel these days Plummy
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:48, Reply)
Awooga. What a rush.
Right. Yeah, I got my notes here just in case I completely forget what I'm fucking saying. So, how are we all? Are we all good? Excellent, excellent.

Right, like, I was sort of rehearsing earlier. It is an absolute fucking pleasure to be here in despite the fact that my heart is currently going nineteen to a dozen and I feel like I'm about to take my driving test. Which I failed three times in a row. However, I- the last time I maintain it wasn't my fault.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
It's getting tedious for me having to click u/ns to see who it is b efore
I can decide whether or not to reply.
Glad it's you
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
eh?
has the name stealer been at it again?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Banality personified

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:27, Reply)
comedy's a fickle mistress edjers
At my last standup gig I did my 'Stephen Hawking as an old school comedian' routine and it didn't quite go as well as I hoped.

I suppose starting off with 'Stephen Hawking is just a frustrated standup' may not have been the wisest move.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Hmmm. Script needs plenty work Lil Plum

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
'Heisenberg's uncertainty principle teaches us that we can only accurately know the position or the momentum of a particle, not both, which leads us to the fact tbat some of my best friends are pakis but I wouldn't want them living next door'
Stephen could never separate his working life from his jokes on the northern comedy circuit of the 1970s.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
Fy was you I'd be looking to licence that Awooga script.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:20, Reply)
I wouldn't say that my wife is fat, because next to the size of the universe she is very insignificant

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:21, Reply)
Ah !
Starting to get the hang of it now Bernard.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Beyond the event horizon is an area of space so infinitely dense and curved that the force of gravity is so strong that not even light itself can escape, an area of chaos and blackness.
We call it 'Bradford'.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
Racist!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:57, Reply)
send them back.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, Reply)
was it ever in question?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
alright woodsie

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:38, Reply)
U ok hun? xx

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Tip top. Yourself?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:04, Reply)
Aye canny, cheers

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
Much the same could be said of the day threads.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:27, Reply)
alright

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Everytime you post 'alright' millions of my potential children die on your mums face.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:29, Reply)
what if I post 'not alright'?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This has never happened, so I don't know.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
Or just not post.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
You a mosquito now?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:31, Reply)
So what is your point?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:36, Reply)
BlooBloo
Why wouldn't people pop on in the evening to see the same cunts moaning on like fishwives?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:50, Reply)
Haven't you got a male sauna to spend your evening in?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
You're having a Turkish

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Any wonder people don't join in if it's just you being angry about your height or something?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Fucking needy bastards init GJ?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Making a thread about it is a bit gay

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
^TGGI^

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
shouldn't you be tweeting Vladimir Putin or sutin

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:54, Reply)
Nah we've moved onto Uganda now

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
they have the right idea

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:56, Reply)
I just wish they wouldn't shove it in our faces.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:58, Reply)
you dont normally complain

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:37, Reply)
Jason, I say this from the heart and I think I speak for all of us here when I say 'fuck off, cunt'.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:06, Reply)
it's a click from me!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Wow that is a tadd harsh, I like GJ

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:08, Reply)

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When looking at boys.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
No A level English chat.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:17, Reply)
I couldn't be arsed to work that out

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
I'm calling you a Gary Glitter nonce.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Ye Gadds

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:29, Reply)
in a way, we're all calling Jason a Gary Glitter nonce

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
thats like an everyday nonce, but so dumb as to take a laptop full of child grot to pc world

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:30, Reply)
Or just this
full of child grot
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:32, Reply)
It's a widely used word on here... makes you wonder about some people.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
It makes us wonder why you've not been nicked for
NONCING
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:33, Reply)
Not even in my top 5 offences.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
youd rather the sack of the quarterback

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)
Never been a fan of American football.
Rugby but gayer.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
wowsers
is that possible even?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:40, Reply)
he was googling for 'pre teen hardcore' earlier on, yewtree are coming to get him

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
i hardly think hes famous enough for yewtree

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:41, Reply)
he's in the third strand

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:42, Reply)
oh
"insignificant others"
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:43, Reply)
and lo thus spake the mongular tigress and she was not upset, for in this instance tbe upset was replaced with a 'nearly funny'
And the Hebrew lay down with the goat and lo the mong tiger was epically nonce.

Amen.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
you make even less sense than usual and that's saying something
if your idea of humour is calling everyone nonce then your a very sad person of negligible wit
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
not everyone.
Just you and your boyfriend GeordieJay.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
are you implying that ive two timed you?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
yes
Though not so much 'two timed' as 'tag teamed'.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:58, Reply)
YOUR playing about?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:59, Reply)
oh god its the wife

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:01, Reply)
not as widely used as YM

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:33, Reply)
he's the best one here

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:09, Reply)
See. So you're not, are you?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:16, Reply)
Yeah!
Nerrrrr
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
and I retort with the usual shrug I give the internet nobodies.
As you were
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
sometimes your worse than kroney

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)
I hold the same air of nonchalence

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)

nonchalance surrender, retreat and smelly cheese
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
*you're

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:26, Reply)
No YOUN are

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:28, Reply)
Your not getting the hang of this early b3ta meme are you GJ?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:31, Reply)
*you're

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:32, Reply)
your isnt wrong, youn is

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
^upset

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:36, Reply)
constantly

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:37, Reply)
ZAYN OUT OF 1D WAS SPOTTED IN LEEDS TODAY!!!!!!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:55, Reply)
One of them's playing football for doncaster or suttin'

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
yer, Liam
He's dreamy xx
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Louis

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:00, Reply)
i wouldn't know
Chart music is for kids, girls and benders.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:13, Reply)
was that your first degree?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:23, Reply)
as a guy can be

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:24, Reply)
Quiet innit?
I'm not being funny, but is there even any point of making evening threads?
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:02, Reply)
We can always talk about "Prisoner Cell Block H"

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:05, Reply)
Nah it's shite

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:12, Reply)
I NOES, that is what made it so great

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:15, Reply)
i prefer my lesbians to be lookers, ta

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:22, Reply)
Portia De Rossi has her moments.
Bit lanky
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:25, Reply)
Rockin' All Over The World is my favourite song of his.

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:34, Reply)
worst status update ever

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:35, Reply)
I may qoute you on this

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:38, Reply)
*likes it*
*lalalalikes it*
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:39, Reply)
I once met Francis in a paper shop in Croyden TRUFAX

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:45, Reply)
A friend of mine had a paper shop.
It blew away.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
*reaches for pint*

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
I got nicked trying to nick a paper shop.
I was charged with rustling.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:51, Reply)
stop it YOUR creasing me up

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:52, Reply)
i think i need a 'tissue'
LOL!
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:53, Reply)
I wonder if he used a "paper plane" instead?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:56, Reply)
surely with his money hed have a fax at home?

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:47, Reply)
If I was the owner and he asked for anything I would have deffo answered
What ever you want...what ever you need
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 22:50, Reply)
Batty was right.
Evening thread is dead meat.
Night night palz.
(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:03, Reply)
well 2300 is pushing it for evening

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, Reply)
I feel ya Brah, I think I'm gonna go to and all

(, Wed 26 Feb 2014, 23:04, Reply)

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