Haha
Yeah, cos northern children can read
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:17, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

feck orf
I had a reading age of 12 when I was 5, or at least I was on the level for 12 year olds when they tested me, whatever that meant. the school didn't know what to do with me. and reading books for 12 year olds are fucking dull when you're 5.

to balance it out, I still can't count and I was shit on sports day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:21, Reply)

+ fat and ginger

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:28, Reply)

sports day.

by the history teacher every Tuesday.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:30, Reply)

god i wish
well not at 5. but at 15 I'd have crawled across broken glass just to lick the arse of the last girl he snogged.

which would have been fine, as he turned out to be a raging bender, so there would have been no such arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Is this how you ended up meeting greggshat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:43, Reply)

no
that was a whole other story
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Summed up in one word: GRINDR

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Or stottie

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Feb 2014, 9:58, Reply)