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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I dreamt I was getting chased by dinosaurs.
It must have been vivid, because I punched the mrs in the arse.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:52,
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11 years ago)
punch fuck or a punch in the buttocks?
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:55,
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Are you suggesting that I may have anally fisted my mrs?
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:56,
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Always about anal entry with that lot
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 11:57,
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I haven't even fisted her front end.
Seems a bit rude to go straight for the bomb-bay.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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It's the only language she understands.
Trust me. I've had her.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:01,
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We're going to a party next week.
Little cocktail dress ahoy!
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:03,
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Perfect.
Make sure she gives it a good wash.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:04,
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I'll try to make sure she does her kegels
Nothing worse than a windsock.
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Kroney, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:06,
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She asked me to take my ring off, I said it was my watch ahahahahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Feb 2014, 12:15,
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