not a single post? all day?
ffs some of us are at work here. ENTERTAIN ME.

what are you up to?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:10, 35 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Housework and then pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Posing in swimwear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Froggy Smugglers!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I need to practice my breaststroke.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

this is true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:27, Reply)

Need bigger hands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

Alright Max Bygraves.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

You could do that in the pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

I could?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:30, Reply)

I don't see why not.
Pint, grope, crisps and a couple of quid in the quiz machine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:33, Reply)

That cunt Noel Edmunds took all my money last night.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:36, Reply)

What a rotter.
We are all about Word Soup these days.

Or we were, until I downloaded the app.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:38, Reply)

I like 'The Colour of Money' apart from when Tarrant keeps piping up.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:40, Reply)

I don't like 'Beat The Landlord' or whatever it's called.
Pints don't make prizes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:41, Reply)

They have changed the music in 'Pub Quiz' so it's not the chirpy honky tonk piano. I don't play it anymore as a direct result of this.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:51, Reply)

Pub Quiz was always the easiest one to win with.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 13:59, Reply)

And it was easiest to get the bonus off the shuffling beermat round.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:00, Reply)

But you always get one idiot
Who will go for the extra Try Again rather than the Cheat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:19, Reply)

ALWAYS the cheat. Amateurs, they never enjoyed the £10 jackpot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:24, Reply)

People like that should be barred from pubs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:46, Reply)

And beheaded for betraying Islam and the Muslim community.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:49, Reply)

afternoon
TOday I will be mostly drinking tea

I have a theory that the One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest film is the sequel to back to the future 2 if Biff had won and doc brown had been committed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:23, Reply)

i saw the most beautiful tea shop on the kings road yesterday
beautiful presents for those who like tea.

shame I think it tastes like boiled piss :(

www.teapalace.co.uk/Gifts-CGIFTS/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:28, Reply)

pretty
my brother got me a few types of posh tea and a robot tea strainer for christmas. I felt bad, I'd got him a bottle of rhubarb and something liqueur

Are you done with work yet?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:32, Reply)

no
stupid reports take ages :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:57, Reply)

here's something, right
I really rate the book of Cuckoo's nest. But not the film.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:41, Reply)

that's nice
i ain't read the book, but I really like Back To The Future
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

I have had a lie in and a great breakfast.
Lunch is in the pub with several beers. This week has been stupidly busy, I've actually been working! It's a disgrace.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:45, Reply)

NOTHING!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:50, Reply)

That makes me sad.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:54, Reply)

are you engaged yet???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 14:58, Reply)

Sunday lunch in a brewpub
there was someone there in a black and white horizontal striped onesie. Let's just say horizontal stripes were a bad idea given her build before we even start on being out in a onesie.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 15:01, Reply)

81/4 YESSSSSSSS!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

One nun dead and eighty!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 15:05, Reply)

alright

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)