She will love it
Not sure about the southern ones but the Whinfell forest one is brilliant for kids. Massive indoor pool, kids slides, waves, the lot. She'll see loads of animals and have a great time

100% COW RECOMMENDED
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:31, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

It's either centreparcs or swipe's dad's place in Cornwall, which looks excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

Do both

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

It's going to be difficult to negotiate one trip, let alone two...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

one this year, one next year
or one with micro, one with a mate.

I keep meaning to go to the Cornish place by myself for a few days. nothing but empty cliffs and beaches and a metric fucktonne of books to read in the sunshine. glorious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)

It's 'Folkestone' you bully :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I'd choose the real seaside over Butlins any day

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:35, Reply)

Pro - Nice beaches and all that.
Con - You'll be closer to me and all my CRLA mates.
( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

Also - I doubt centreparcs does hogs pudding.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:38, Reply)

We can race our kids

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:44, Reply)

Is this the verb for 'blacking up'?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Nah the Cornish verb for blacking up is Tinmining

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

In Kent we call it 'refugeeing'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:47, Reply)

That could work - as long as your wife doesn't throw things at me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:48, Reply)

She aims high mate, you'll be fine.

( Peej, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:54, Reply)