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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HAPPY SAINT PIRANS DAY YOU CUNTS! HOGS PUDDING AND YARG FOR BREAKFAST!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:58, 39 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I didn't realise Monty had been to Cornwall.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Already?
We only had this discussion last week, seems like.

So how many anti-English marches are you going on today, Dalziel?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
They're more anti english staggers.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Cornish Republican Army.
Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:03, Reply)
You're right, 3 guys in a shed, fucking twats.
Now the Cornish National Liberation Army, thats different. Top blokes. Up to 5 guys in a shed some Saturdays.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:07, Reply)
Cornish United National Territorials

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Splitters!
So what have the English ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Built the M5

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:30, Reply)
There are no motorways in Cornwall
So I cannot continue the Monty python reference, sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:32, Reply)
It allows you to get through Devon quickly though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Purchased your seafood, rented your cottages & pretended to understand your stupid accents.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
While paying London prices for a pasty and telling everyone they're so much nicer down here.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Fuck me I was shocked when I saw what they make the poor fuckers in the village pay for a pasty. It's nearly a fiver.
In Kernow we pay about £1.80 for a large.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:39, Reply)
Those in kernow

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Happy Furry Day for Saturday
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs9PMky7Fj0
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Is hogs' pudding the same as black pudding?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:09, Reply)
No
HTH
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:10, Reply)
where are the pics of shakira lezzing it up with jet?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Who said anything about lezzing up?
I haven't taken them yet, they're still in my bathroom changing in to the thongs
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:20, Reply)
It's about time the entire United Kingdom was broken up completely
FREEDOM FOR MERCIA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:29, Reply)
WESSEX 4 LYF BITCHEZ!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)
NORTHUMBERLANDIA!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Yes!
We'd have all the best bits, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Mostly lakes these days though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:53, Reply)
My dad's been campaigning for freedom for Mercia for quite a while.
Something about being king. Said he'd make me head of the MBC or something.

He's quite old.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Growing up I wanted to Fuck Joan Jett
and I still do.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)
She loves cock and ball

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)
That could give you a bad reputation.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)
We thought you just had a black heart

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)
I made crepes into tubes this morning
That's how I rolll
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Gonz crepes into tubes too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:56, Reply)
Once he pops he can't stop

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)
+ l

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Well this is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Alright yurt prick?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Start a new thread Ape

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)
done

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Yer, busy and listening to folk music #yurt

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

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