Oh man
I'm far too excited by the possibility of growing my own food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:41, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, what are you planning to grow?
I'm too lazy for the whole 'grow your own veggies' thing but I do grow herbs, chillies, peppers and spring onions.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:43, Reply)

So far I've planted:
carrots, onions, courgettes, beetroot, parsnips, garlic, leeks and peas.

Once the 4 raised beds are done (2 down, two to go) I need to rebuild my greenhouse as all the wood is rotten. In there will be tomato, peppers, chilli, herbs and 'ting
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

You're going to develop a new found passionate hatred for slugs.
The amount of damage they can cause is insane.
( Kroney, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Copper wire and any other metal strung round the patch will deter slugs.
As they pass over the two wires they get a mild electric shock from the 'two dissimilar metals in an acid' reaction
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:55, Reply)

ooo
Good tip
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Funny enough thats what your missus said to me last night

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Metal tapes round pots etc work too

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:11, Reply)

www.ocado.com
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:58, Reply)

You're going to be gutted when, after all this effort, you end up with barely a handful of peas and a couple of shrivelled carrots.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:44, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

* something funny inferring you have genitals like a couple of peas and a shrivelled carrot *

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 10 Mar 2014, 10:49, Reply)

"Tangles wife was massively disappointed on her wedding night"?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 10 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)