i once got turned down for a job in a pet shop
despite being the most awesome person ever at the candidate torture session when it came to putting hamster cages together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:01, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

did you eat some of the livestock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

the thing about tropical fish
is they always just look like they'd taste nice, kinda fruity, you know
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Did you get caught with your hand in the Trill?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:02, Reply)

ding ding!
excellent work, stunned
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:03, Reply)

1978 called, asking for their 'joke' back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:05, Reply)

That's why they had your number and not mine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:07, Reply)

Bob Monkhouse phoned. You can fucking well keep that one.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Haha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You can't argue with a classic.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:11, Reply)

meh, my friend volunteered in a pet shop when we did d of e
was left alone for 10 mins, managed to kill a canary, after leaping around the shop trying to catch it in a net.

and got it stuck between the glass of the window and the display. thereby displaying a canary corpse to everyone who walked past.

she did not pass this part of the course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Mar 2014, 16:22, Reply)