Got an enormous bag of salted almonds from an Iranian customer, so I'm gonna spend the day working my way through that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^gay

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:49, Reply)

almonds are the shittest in any mix you fool

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:55, Reply)

Oh I won't bother eating them then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:58, Reply)

no you should, im sorry i wasnt clear that that was merely my opinion and not a fact

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 8:58, Reply)

I didn't think I liked almonds, but it turns out if they are unpeeled and liberally coated in salt, they're alright

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

i disagree, they are wank wanky wanky wank wank

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Iranian wanky wanky wank wank juice is deliciously salty though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

unpeeled

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Fresh almonds straight from the tree are a revelation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Cf. Walnuts
Shit out of a packet from the supermarket, delicious straight off the tree
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:08, Reply)

I feel we get closer everyday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Candle light and soul forever,
A dream of you and me together,
Say you believe it, say you believe it,
Free your mind of doubt and danger,
Be for real don't be a stranger,
We can achieve it, we can achieve it
Come a little bit closer baby, get it on, get it on,
'Cause tonight is the night when two become one
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

That's beautiful man :' )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Cashews are the worst
Stoopid non crunchy tasteless pricks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

cashews are among the best you philistine

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

NUT CHAT
I'm wondering if it merits its own thread, where we get to decide once and for all the hierarchy of nuts and legumes.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Gingernuts are good. Enough about Rachel though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Battered only has one
It's a miracle he managed to procreate
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:12, Reply)

We don't know that it's definitely his

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Well it is called micro

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

What? made in the North East by the denizens of Sunderland?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Those from here who have met her would agree that she looks too much like me for her to be anyone elses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Poor kid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

Could be Zammo from Grange Hill's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

im sure he died before she was born, the junkie prick

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)