I was watching "First Dates" last night on the tellybox
and there was an incredibly camp gay couple and I found it hilarious that the camper of the pair had a 10 date rule before he would sleep with someone, while the other one who had a speech impediment and a sweaty face, kept asking who's hotel they were going back to afterwards.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:57, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

10 dates, what a frigid little bitch

( Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I NO RITE
I was up to my nuts in your mum's guts after 1 trip to Nandos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Nandos? In Cornwall? Don't be daft.

( Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:07, Reply)

In Cornwall that means "my grandmother does"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Trufact

( Peej, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:10, Reply)

I have a ten minute minimum.
gays don't wait for sex.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:04, Reply)

It did seem like your kind do live up to their disugustingly slutty stereotypes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:05, Reply)

We're men.
Imagine if women didn't make you jump through hoops for a fuck.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:12, Reply)

as opposed to fucked through hoops for a jump.....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 12:18, Reply)