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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's because he shot his girlfriend repeatedly in the head.
I'm a little unclear as to why a burglar would break in to his flat and then take a shit. I think this is where his defence case starts to unravel. The rest is just window dressing.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
when a man's gotta go...

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:20, Reply)
apparently loads of burglars take a shit when they burgle places
something to do with adrenalin and nerves innit, they can't help it.

I read that in a Stephen king novel and thought pfffffffft, but since I've read it in lots of other places.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:26, Reply)
you're fucking idiot

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
+ a

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:50, Reply)
because the bathroom has no bars on the window
And could therefore be a means of access by burglars.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Who then, instead of coming out and ransacking his house, taking those two hostage,
decided to crimp one off.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:22, Reply)
When you've got you go, you've got to go
Proper shit-meerkat
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:28, Reply)
He blates got a 'roid rage on because he thought she was cheating*
and blew her away when she hid in the bog as, I suspect, she was wont to do until he calmed down. He tried to kick the door down, couldn't because he had them cut off, failed to break open a cardboard interior door with a cricket bat because he's ultimately a crybaby girly man and then shot her.

Subsequently he got all bloo bloo because his conscience rides shotgun to his anger and is now trying to get away with murder by virtue of calling the waaaahmbulance every five minutes.

*he always thought they were cheating. Typical "i'm half a man" insecurity.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:31, Reply)
The prosecution rests

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Looks like they ain't 'aving trouble proving it, neever.

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Roeeva Steyncump was fucking hot

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Aesthetically, sure.
Not to my taste. I'm not a fan of the Teutonic brick-face thing. Many people are.
(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:41, Reply)
+ innocent face

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Oscar Pistorius touches kids on the cunt

(, Thu 13 Mar 2014, 15:33, Reply)

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