I broke a bloke's nose once
True story. Me. Me!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:33, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Excessive pelvic thrust?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)

*does the time warp again*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:35, Reply)

Hahaha!
Actually he called my (then) girlfriend a donkey (not to her face) so I hit him. I was very drunk and took a while to come to the realisation of what I'd done. This was quickly followed by FEAR. Luckily, he was a goth.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:38, Reply)

he was right though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

hahhaa!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

She did have a very big cock

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

*punches in face*
Let me know when you feel it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:43, Reply)

that was a limp-wristed tap
Not a punch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:44, Reply)

You've missed a quality opportunity
for "That's what she said", here
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)

me too!
Although it wasn't a fight it was cricket and he kept hitting round the ground so I bounced him. Blood everywhere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Now that is a MAN's response
I shall henceforth call you Whispering Ape
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Bad case of the Trotts

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:39, Reply)

I gave a batsman a depressed fracture of the cheekbone
I was slightly nippy in my youth
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

No, that was Bruce Wayne

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)