It very nearly kicked off yesterday while I was in the pub.
Luckily, the coked-up, pissed young twat who was the culprit was given a sobering reality check by a friend* of mine.

*lovely guy with a massive potential for violence and the skills to make it stick.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:38, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

WOOOOOWWWW.
You're so cool, Captain Placid.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:41, Reply)

captain placid likes pretending that he's cool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:42, Reply)

captain placid likes publicly tickling his cock

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Who doesn't?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)

captain placid likes punching the hospital chaplain

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:47, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

captain placid likes purple turtle heathen cats

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:50, Reply)

captain placid likes puppies tasting his coffee

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:56, Reply)

captain placid likes plaice, turbot, hake, cod.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:57, Reply)

I'm imagining these as google auto-fills

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:37, Reply)

You, sir, are a racist pot

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:48, Reply)

the joke just flew right over your hideously deformed head

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:49, Reply)

Darth Toxie

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

Pol the other one

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 12:53, Reply)

^ BOLLOCKHEAD ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:02, Reply)