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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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the last fight i had was with some fucking disgusting chav bitches that someone in my flats had actually allowed into the vicinityi was waiting to come out of our electric gates as they were waiting to get in. they let me go first - as you really should, in a "let passengers off the tube first" logistics kind of a way - and i nodded and smiled at one of them by way of thanks.
her nasty chavved up mate was too busy blooblooing about something and didn't see me nod. as i walked past, she yelled, "ER YOU COULD SAY FANK YOU," at me.
normally i ignore people like that, but i was in a strop about something else, and it was my own fucking block of flats i'd just let her into, so i turned and said icily, "i did say thank you. it is not my fault you were too deaf to hear me." her mate was also nudging her, but it was too late, i was properly furious. so i looked at the wine bottles she was carrying, and said, "maybe if you weren't so pissed, you might have done."
she gaped like a goldfish, and her mate said, "oi! 'ere, she's sober." so i snapped, "well god help you after she's drunk all that lot then, if she's so rude when she's 'sober'". and then i left them to it. chav cunts, shouldn't be allowed into decent postcodes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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it's as close as i've ever gottenoh and the twunt at the tube station who cut in line for the ticket machine, when i asked the people in front of me politely if they were together or not. he grunted that i was "taking too long."
i shouted at him that i was being polite, but he ignored me. then he totally fucked up his transaction and took ages. i swept past him and said, "now THAT'S taking too long."
which you never normally get to do.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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