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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got upset when the tiger that came to tea drank all daddy's beer.

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yeah and all the water in the tap....really ALL the water in the tap
you must think we're fucking idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)
Then, they went shopping the following day, bought a big can of tiger food and the cunt never came back!
How rude.
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I read somewhere it's supposed to be an allegory for Nazi persecution of Jews
Although I don't think Kerr confirmed this
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
He was probably too upset
about Patsy Kensit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)
Nothing to be upset about there, he probably got her best years

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)
I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on it
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer.

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My kids love the pub

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)
I tend not to drink & parent.

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Yeah, that doesn't work if they live with you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)
you've got the directors cut I guess
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)
HA! Superb.

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Is that why your wife is having another mans baby?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)

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