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I got upset when the tiger that came to tea drank all daddy's beer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58,
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yeah and all the water in the tap....really ALL the water in the tap
you must think we're fucking idiots
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:00,
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Then, they went shopping the following day, bought a big can of tiger food and the cunt never came back!
How rude.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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I read somewhere it's supposed to be an allegory for Nazi persecution of Jews
Although I don't think Kerr confirmed this
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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He was probably too upset
about Patsy Kensit
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27,
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Nothing to be upset about there, he probably got her best years
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:32,
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I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on it
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02,
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Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03,
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My kids love the pub
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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I tend not to drink & parent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08,
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Yeah, that doesn't work if they live with you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09,
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you've got the directors cut I guess
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04,
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HA! Superb.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:06,
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Is that why your wife is having another mans baby?
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Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:07,
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