I got upset when the tiger that came to tea drank all daddy's beer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 14:58, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

yeah and all the water in the tap....really ALL the water in the tap
you must think we're fucking idiots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:00, Reply)

Then, they went shopping the following day, bought a big can of tiger food and the cunt never came back!
How rude.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

I read somewhere it's supposed to be an allegory for Nazi persecution of Jews
Although I don't think Kerr confirmed this
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

He was probably too upset
about Patsy Kensit
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Nothing to be upset about there, he probably got her best years

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I always try to skip that bit, but my kids usually pick me up on it
Still there's a happy ending, you see the dad nursing a pint at the café.
Although in my version they go to a pub, not a café.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Many fathers would do the reverse of that IRL - take their child to a pub, but tell them it's a cafe, so the mother doesn't find out they've been in the boozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:03, Reply)

My kids love the pub

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

I tend not to drink & parent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:08, Reply)

Yeah, that doesn't work if they live with you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:09, Reply)

you've got the directors cut I guess
Daddy then goes home locks the kid in a cupboard and beats the wife about for lying about a fucking tiger eating all the food when she clearly hadn't done the fucking shopping as she was Too BUSY FUCKING GEOFF FROM NEXT DOOR THE WHORE!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:04, Reply)

HA! Superb.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:06, Reply)

Is that why your wife is having another mans baby?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Mar 2014, 15:07, Reply)