His voice annoys me.
I only live a one-song-in-the-car distance from work so I stick to CDs these days rather than DJ waffle and half of 'All Together Now' by The Farm (which I keep hearing a lot lately)

I always thought Monty(RIP) sometimes attained a level of wit and badinage akin to famed radio personality Christian "The OC" O'Connell.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 8:59, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why don't you just walk to work?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:01, Reply)

I get a lift in and walk back
If I walked in I'd be all smelly in work.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Does walking make you shit yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Of course
You should see the scary fuckers wandering the streets round here in the morning. None of your fancy-dan-toothless-asian-gob-jobbers you get in the big city. They're a different breed here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Where is here? The City of Dis?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Sunny Corby, former steeltown and patchwork scumquilt of middle-ish England.

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

i've been to dis
it was fairly dismal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Montyoofs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Just testing to see if he was lurking or sutin

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:17, Reply)

He can't be
That's like his ultimate insult
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:25, Reply)

He could just be fuming staring at the screen
like a cut price chompy, fingers itching to log back in
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

That would have provoked a response

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 18 Mar 2014, 9:46, Reply)