That chap off that programme.
Altalt: We've got lots of Northerners on here, they're brought up bare knuckle boxing to get their parents through their gin habits. They sleep in cold, damp six-in-a-room tenements and start smoking at six.

One of them will win.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:22, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Look if I'm awake at 6am I deserve a fucking smoke

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Get out, you're soft as shite, son.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)

I am now you've turned up
*destiffens*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

If I had a penny...

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

+ farthing I could join CQ's cycling club

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

You could buy most of Newcastle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Hahaha
First click of the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Not that you'd want to

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

i'll just leave this here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWb5Qx1X3as
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Bit boring after 3 mins of the same joke

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

People from the Northeast are famously rough as fuck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Skin like leather from a lifetime working the docks.

( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

I heard Ant and Dec beat 'Barry the Bapitist' into a bloody pulp then bummed him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:26, Reply)

They haven't, due to at least one of them being fictional.
But they *could*
( Kroney, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:27, Reply)

tggi

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:33, Reply)

No offence.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Nowt tekken

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Sorry, mate. Calm down. I didn't mean nothing by it.
NOT MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)

NAY TRUBBLE
MARE LEEK A BASTAD
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:38, Reply)