And I would rain down on you so hard, you would have to be reassembled by fucking air crash investigators. [Phil tries to protest] DO NOT FUCKING interrupt me, son, ever! Now get this into the noggin, right. You breathe a word of this, to anyone, you mincing fucking CUNT, and I will tear your fucking skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian fucking Rhapsody, right!?

altalt: me. i do it every day.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:42, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Oh well played
Sadly you're not in the Battle Royale, you're the prize for the victor
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:46, Reply)

*punches*
*bums*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:47, Reply)

+booby
victor loser
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:48, Reply)

HOW DARE YOU BRING UP SWIPEY'S TITS
SHE NEVER DOES THAT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:50, Reply)

+ON

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:51, Reply)

i rely on my over the shoulder boulder holders to do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

That does make you sound a BIT like a Mordor Troll
Sorry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

it's what nature gave me :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:06, Reply)

So you say
But where is the evidence!?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:13, Reply)

facebook

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

*scrambles across internet*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:17, Reply)

what??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Bend over
This wont hurt a bit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:00, Reply)

this just sounds like you have a max clifford thing going on down there

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:01, Reply)

haha!
I did like his team's defence of "Its not that small, honest"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:02, Reply)

nobody wants a big dick anyway
ooooh yeah, gimme that cystitis baby. no thanks.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:07, Reply)

This is exactly why we have so much cranberry juice in our house

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:08, Reply)

something strap on something butthole

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:14, Reply)

This is basically saying that Froggles is hung like an ant
Poor Froggles
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I make no secret of it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:35, Reply)

fair enough old bean

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 19 Mar 2014, 11:36, Reply)