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I had a tangerine before and Ive got a packet of rice cakes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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Food woes
That sounds "well shit"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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HES NOT FAT HONEST
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:08,
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he is as fat as butter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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I can't believe it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:13,
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i'd show you a picture but to be honest I dunt want you chucking up your lunch
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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I've seen Jay
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:16,
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+ bum a goat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:17,
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Look, I bummed a goat once, yer
What of it?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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the law says you gitta go to jail
or marry the goat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:21,
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I married it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:24,
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baaad decision
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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You're built like a fuckin' pipe cleaner, Worzel.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:32,
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so are you,except you'd clean the new London super sewer pipe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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He seems a little upset about my healthy BMI
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:34,
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jealously innit
to be fair he being of northern persuasion he probably needs the extra blubber layer to keep warm
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:36,
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Ive got Thai chicken curry for lunch though but that's not til later.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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I think you mean 'mandarin', and this is a long winded euphemism for your anus being full of oriental jism
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:09,
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dar
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:10,
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Carry on like this and you'll end up with a 'packet of rice cakes'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:11,
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Nah, Im a bit racist when it comes to shagging
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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And sexist
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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