This is shit an you're all cunts.
Let's start the week with some pointless spite.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:30, 18 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off, cunt

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:31, Reply)

you're in breach of the rules here
see where it says "are you a qotwer?" well. fuck off back to talk, talk cunt, and take your stupid skinny arse and spindly legs with you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:34, Reply)

My book was excellent you fucking CUNTS!

(Battered., Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:39, Reply)

fee fi fo fum I smell the post of an Irishman

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Q innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

you had psychochomp's cock in your mouth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:42, Reply)

You bought every CD Richard Blackwood ever released

( Peej, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Fuck off about from my bins, shitcunt.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Great thread, AB
Well done everyone
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Sometimes, you just go too far, you know that?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

No ta
All is good is cowville
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:30, Reply)

TROUSER UPDATE
Having purchased an unprecedented two pairs of work trousers at the weekend I can confirm that initial stress testing indicates trousers functioning within nominal parameters. They are, however, as tight as a drum-skin over my posterior. Am fully expecting to be slapped on the arse and told to shut my whore mouth at some point today. I hope they loosen up a bit.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:33, Reply)

The arse will go in a month
You are getting fatter, sunshine
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:37, Reply)

It's a couple of things, impending mid life spread being one of them.
My family also grow weirdly, I'll keep getting broader until about 45 and then I'll get all wizened and knobbly.
( Kroney, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:40, Reply)

I think they picked up the wrong kid when they brought me home from hospital
I'm about 4" taller than everyone else in my family and look nowt like them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:42, Reply)

No1 Chant != Chant No1
I don't give a fuck if it is for charity.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:34, Reply)

Go shove some rusty razor wire up your japs eye & then let Jason swallow your spunk.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:36, Reply)

i tried a new thread with some real questions...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 9:39, Reply)