If you spent less time gossiping with the other scuttlebutts and more time working you could be home at a more reasonable hour.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

And didn't spend 2 hours hunting around at lunchtime for the latest organic alfalfa & courgette salad for lunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

excuse me
i spent a grand total of 8 minutes today, rushing to sainsburys local and buying a packet of vegetarian sushi, a bottle of fresh orange, and some cashew nuts.

YOU CUNT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

It's this prolonged pursuit and browsing of, ahem, 'delicious grain salads' that means she has to eat at her desk everyday
CHINNY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)

I understand she thought this was 'vegetarian sashimi'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)

is this the new BP logo?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I was marketing director for BP in 2007/8.
I would never have allowed this logo to be used
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Why not?
It's fresh, dynamic and wouldn't look out of place in someone's fridge. Much like BP's range of fuels.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Or all day fannying around on here protesting your non-ginger, non-chunkiness.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 22:43, Reply)

DONE NOW.
GOING HOME NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)