Well this is bollocks.
What's good at the moment? Apart from MM or MD.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:18, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

"these are"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Panorama on BBC1 now.
It's all about the amount of paperclips being ordered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)

The more paperclips you order the more Pizza Express vouchers you get.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:34, Reply)

I found nine old Britains soldiers in the garage the other week
Several missing arms and/or bases.

Some daft git has just paid me £5.22 for 'em on ebay. That's good.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:31, Reply)

i'm still at work
this is not quite so good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:34, Reply)

Answer the question properly you vacuous ginger bint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)

If you spent less time gossiping with the other scuttlebutts and more time working you could be home at a more reasonable hour.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:42, Reply)

And didn't spend 2 hours hunting around at lunchtime for the latest organic alfalfa & courgette salad for lunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)

excuse me
i spent a grand total of 8 minutes today, rushing to sainsburys local and buying a packet of vegetarian sushi, a bottle of fresh orange, and some cashew nuts.

YOU CUNT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

It's this prolonged pursuit and browsing of, ahem, 'delicious grain salads' that means she has to eat at her desk everyday
CHINNY
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)

I understand she thought this was 'vegetarian sashimi'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:20, Reply)

is this the new BP logo?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

I was marketing director for BP in 2007/8.
I would never have allowed this logo to be used
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Why not?
It's fresh, dynamic and wouldn't look out of place in someone's fridge. Much like BP's range of fuels.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Or all day fannying around on here protesting your non-ginger, non-chunkiness.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 22:43, Reply)

DONE NOW.
GOING HOME NOW.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:47, Reply)

Documentary on bbc4 about Bigfoot hunting looks good, possibly.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)

Stunned lols

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:37, Reply)

Dozer lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:41, Reply)

He's more 'Big Top'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:45, Reply)

They'll not find him - he'll be in camoflage

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:46, Reply)

Or the hall of mirrors.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Or the freak show.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)

Or browsing the collection of Vain Twat clothing in TK Maxx

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:49, Reply)

I was marketing director for TK Maxx in 2007/8.
I would never have allowed a product like Vain Twat to be put on sale.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Very wise.
Who would want Dozer in their stores?

Drive all the other customers away.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

TV is appalling.
I might go to bed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)

Nothing on Sky or Netflix?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:02, Reply)

Not a thing, mate.
BBC 2 doc is about as interesting as thing get.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Neil Innes was on the radio earlier
That was good
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)

YM was zzzzzzzzzzzzz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Nah, she wouldn't be sleeping at this hour

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:11, Reply)

Interesting
I didn't realise they'd been threatened with legal action - I knew Harrison was involved with The Ruttles but I thought the other three didn't give a shit.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:12, Reply)

I grew up on that film
And listening back to the songs now, they're fucking perfect
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:18, Reply)

The Bonzos sere fucking excellent, class stuff.
Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse os one of my top5 albums ever.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Shut up Dozer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Indeed.
My kids love Gorilla.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:33, Reply)

Anotjer excellent bit of music, thr Bonzo's were class, mam.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:34, Reply)

I'm not your mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Man, even. Fucking pedant.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:45, Reply)

The pub is full of students for some reason, and they're discussing politics. Jesus.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)

Just hit one of them.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:26, Reply)

one of
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Can I, really? Thanks!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:31, Reply)

It is, in fact, the law.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:39, Reply)

The girl who wonders why the BNP don't approve of 'those black people', is up there on the list.'
Where do they get them from?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:44, Reply)

Africa.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I thought it was Wolverhampton.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:50, Reply)

Finished work and HOME! I have vimto and krikita

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 24 Mar 2014, 21:51, Reply)