Good morning all
Geese are strange -one was asleep on my front lawn a couple of weeks ago - fucker hissed at me when I tried to shift it.
Alt: A reason not to drive to Sheffield - today's meeting will be annoying as the client can't decide whether to spend - wait for it - 6.5k or 10k FFS. I've spent less time and had less grief over 250k deals.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:12, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've spent less time and had less grief over USD200m deals.
Your move.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I get fuckloads of grief for fuck all

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:14, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:15, Reply)

Pfft. 250k?
I wouldn't watch dogs fuck on that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

I'll be glad when we don't have to look after the 'office' based machines
Much prefer the industrial ones.
So, what do you do that's $200m?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

insurance for banks

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:18, Reply)

Banking numbers tend to be huge
Wouldn't like to insure the fuckers
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:21, Reply)

Neither would we.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:22, Reply)

I dunno, it doesn't sound too bad - in the pub by eleven most days, blind eyes turned to your massive coke habit, etc. etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)

Yeah but, there's a bad side
Dealing with bankers!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:26, Reply)

i've spent the last 2 days negotiating something unbelievably tricky
trying to get the council to set up a direct debit for my council tax. the most complex and difficult thing i've ever done, it would seem. fucking stupid councils.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:16, Reply)

Ah councils....
...Fuckwits, the lot of 'em. They'll spend £10 to save 50p and then trumpet their 'massive savings' from the rooftops.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:19, Reply)

When I moved into my flat I rang the council to register for council tax
They told me my flat didn't exist but I could pay anyway. I declined and next day I had a red bill from them

CUNTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:20, Reply)

They've sent collectors to my gaff for three people who haven't lived here for at least three years to my certain knowledge
Wouldn't accept the council's OWN documentation that I was the resident. Different departments = different procedures = clusterfuck.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 9:23, Reply)