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Because you have no idea of value for money and have a flippant attitude to financial planning.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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latest was 11 years ago)
It was all cleaning stuff
And cherry diet cokes because SOMEONE keeps drinking them all
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:27,
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I was marketing director for waitrose in 2007/8
I would always have allowed you to spend £100 on nothing
thank you!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:28,
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Good stuff.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:29,
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I haven't got bored with this one yet ;)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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I got bored with it so much I bought the company
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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Good.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35,
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They knew she wanted to spend £100 on nothing and had it there especially for her
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:30,
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Nakers designed it that way.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31,
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^ TGGI ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31,
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Birds, eh?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:31,
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No thanks I'm not a big fan of custard
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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That's not what it says on the toilet door
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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Lol
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:34,
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Im a trifle jealous
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35,
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*facepalms*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:36,
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Have you considered training frog to drink cleaning products instead
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:32,
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I am not her pet!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:35,
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Calls em. Sees em
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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I like this
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38,
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)-':
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38,
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I love straight answers to rhetorical questions.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:34,
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You don't like straight anything
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:36,
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wow you're on form tonight
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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That's me for the year then
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:38,
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You've even done well received threads recently, I'm worried about you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39,
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I may need a doctor to finger my bumhole
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40,
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he likes cocks going straight up his arse
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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+ swallowing the spunk of similar perverted types, the deviant.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:39,
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It's not gay if you don't make eye contact
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40,
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+ brown
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41,
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Well that's easy for you as there are gigantic swaying pendulous strangulated testicles hanging in front of your eyes, bollockhead.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:43,
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Your examples are always rather detailed dear.
Anything you want to confess?
We're all friends here.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41,
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Only a strong dislike of your sexual conduct. You depraved sin against nature.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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Just don't think about it then dear.
I certainly don't think of you having sex.
Or at all, for that matter.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:54,
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Dwarf porn aint to everyone taste I suppose
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:24,
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Isn't it?
Oh. Right.
Nothing to see here. No siree. Nope.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 22:42,
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And circle jerking in playgrounds
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:42,
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Oi.....wait you said jerking not skipping
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44,
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A nods as good as a wink to a blind man
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44,
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he I
s cock hamster
his my
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40,
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NO DELIVERIES IN THE BACK!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:40,
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I wholeheartedly endorse this idea or product
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:41,
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I'm going to get T-Shirts done.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:42,
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Make sure they are cropped
Don't want to get shit stains up the back
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:44,
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Cultured people wipe their cock on the curtains.
Or at least the pillow case, easy to rinse.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:48,
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Who does this remind you of??
m.imgur.com/eM0dHBU
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:53,
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Like Natalie Imbruglia and the students next door to me once sang
I'm torn.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:55,
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Use more lube
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Mar 2014, 21:57,
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