my printer jams about 15 times a day
and my computer keeps losing connection to the servers, which drives the outlook reminders crazy, and they ping off one after another. this happens about 15 times a day as well. I HATE COMPUTERS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:44, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Smooth sailing from my station.
hth xx
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:51, Reply)

Doesnt count if you only have a terminal
and aren't trusted with a proper computer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:56, Reply)

How do you think im on the internet now?
By projecting my thoughts?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:02, Reply)

Terminals can still have keyboards and internet access

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:09, Reply)

They're good at that MacMillan

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:11, Reply)

oooffff
still lolled though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:16, Reply)

\o/

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 12:26, Reply)

That'll teach you for turning down a dance with Nigel from IT at the Xmas party
You're never getting off that blacklist
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:54, Reply)

Thats what I thought
If she had just let him get a sticky finger all would be well
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Yeah, your PC has never been the same since you used the CD drive to hold your coffee cup

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry, forgot that you're a massive foodwrong
coffee tea
tea artisan fucking water
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Mar 2014, 11:59, Reply)