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We are actually an alien race, left here by other worlds, to mine this and subsequent planets as we see fit.
This is why there are U.F.O's on many ancient hieroglyphics.
Cats were also left here by this race. They were worshipped by the ancient Egyptians and are keeping an eye on us.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:41,
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Funnily enough there is credible scientific evidence that life may not have been native to Earth.
Theory goes that the meteor that extinguished the dinosaurs threw tonnes and tonnes of rock into space. Maths predicts that hundred of tonnes of the stuff landed on Mars, purely through the law of averages.
Since that's the case, it's entirely credible it could have happened in reverse, seeding Earth with microbial life.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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We should all fuck off back to where we came from
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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That Tangledfarage chaps speaks for me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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ALIENS!! ALIENS EVERYWHERE!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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And not a drop to drink
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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I had a wonderfully cliched stoned conversation with our bass player one afternoon about how he reckoned spiders are aliens.
That they came down on some meteor before we were fully evolved, and we carry the genetic memory of them being "other", and that's why people tend to be scared of them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:49,
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this makes perfect sense ^
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:50,
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It's true.
It was full of "Oh maaan ..." and "like", and strained reaching for the ashtray and everything.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:51,
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Insects used to be fucking huge in the oxygen rich atmosphere of the prehistoric.
That's why I'm shit scared of moths. Some genetic memory of moths the size of light aircraft terrorising my distant shrew ancestors.
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Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:52,
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To be fair
he has a point, due to the idea that all life on earth was instigated by an asteroid.
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:51,
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Not according to my edition of The Bible
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 11:58,
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Well now you put it like that
I rescind my previous statement
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:07,
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I had one the other week where we concluded that we are basically a chemical reaction.
When we age it is the chemicals deteriorating. So when we die there will be nothing.
It was obviously a lot more intricate than that. We had no explanation for our feelings and free will though.
Space conversations are fucked up too. I still don;t get space.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:13,
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Space is the gap between your ears old chap
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 12:22,
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