Read a news story about a bloke who forgot about his boat.
£65 grand's worth with the keys just tied to the railings. Stayed there for two years without being nicked before somebody went "er, does anybody own this boat?" and the guy was all like "OMG BOAT LOL"
( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:28, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

There is a black merc 4x4 parked down the road from my place which has been sitting there for about two months now
since the dodgy car window tinting business suddenly went tits up and vanished.

Should I report it to the council? It doesn't have a tax disc.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:30, Reply)

yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:36, Reply)

*shrug*

( Kroney, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

Doesnt the law of
Finders Keepers come into play after 2 months?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:38, Reply)

I would refer m'learned colleague
to the case of Losers vs Weepers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:43, Reply)

To be used in conjunction with
Smelt it dealt it
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:49, Reply)

The precedent for this casework was clearly
1977 Rhyme v Chime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 27 Mar 2014, 16:50, Reply)