^hand wringer

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:10, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I'd prefer it that my job is to provide support and aid for others.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:11, Reply)

Good, can you send me some money?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

Yes, how much?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Couple of grand should cover it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

this is just a ruse to send him bumoley pics isn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:25, Reply)

I've perfected the camera angle now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:29, Reply)

it must be like peering into a hairy black hole of death
shudder shudder shudder
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:34, Reply)

Yeah, you're imagining my bumhole now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:35, Reply)

Your job's like mine, to fix stuff that's broken.
If you pour water (or in your case 6 litres of cider) into a machine, chances are you're going to break it. You can fix it and educate the user, but it doesn't stop the user being a fucking idiot.
( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:14, Reply)

I'd be pissing like a racehorse after 6l of cider

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:16, Reply)

6 litres is more than the amount of blood you've got in your system.

( Kroney, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)

12 pints innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:20, Reply)

No, it's nearer ten and a half

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:22, Reply)

Fucking pussy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:23, Reply)

There is an element of idiocy, but we've all been twats, noone is perfect.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Not even Craig or Peter?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:17, Reply)

Perfectly stylish

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 13:19, Reply)