WELL!
A sexy female Dr with a tight top once told me that its a guideline to set a target that fucking povvo twats can realistically achieve and that its actually more important to eat a healthy balanced diet involving lots of different food, but getting them to cram a couple of apples between their micro chips and findus crispy pancakes is better than nothing. Then she sucked me off saying that semen counts towards her daily protein.
( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:49, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That's a bit rude, talking while she was giving head.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Learn to read! She sucked my off afterwards.

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

+ dad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Not likely.

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

." Then she sucked me off saying that semen counts towards her daily protein"
Which part of what you wrote do you not understand?
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Fuck off you fat psycho cunt!
What part of that do you not understand!
( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:12, Reply)

The bit where it says,
Fuck off you fat psycho cunt!
What part of that do you not understand!
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:19, Reply)

The figure five was chosen as most likely to be able to be sold to the great unwashed.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Because at least 60% can count that high?

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Depends on how many fingers they have lost

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:58, Reply)

or how Cornish they are

( Peej, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Hence the move to 7 a day

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)