It's vegans who annoy the fuck out of me.
They refuse to touch animal produce due to it being unethical to eat animals, and due to the way milk, eggs et al are farmed.

What the fuck do they think would happen if anyone actually listened? I can guarantee that no fucker would keep a herd of cows, sheep, pigs, chickens or any other farm animal as pets. Bolt gun sales would go through the roof and the grazing land would be cleared so we could grow fucking pulse, and the Welsh would start having sex with other humans creating more welsh people.

Also, no more bacon.
( Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:12, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*votes Munsta*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:17, Reply)

I'll be standing as a representative for the 'Vegans can fuck right off!' party.
Massive tax cuts on bacon, huge tax hikes on lentils.
( Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:19, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

"Shut up and take my money!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

it's a vote from me!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:21, Reply)

I like the line of thinking that everyone would turn into amature abattoirists because they made animal produce illegal.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

"C'mon now, little jimmy, they've made animal produce iliegal, let's go on a killing spree"

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)

If they stopped producing meat
I'd want to go on a killing spree, wouldn't you?
( Muns, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)

Just the once, to see what it was like, i'd hate to miss out on the fun.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 4 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)