Alright prick lordlings?
Alt: not alright prick lordlings?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 7:57, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Slugs have eaten two of my lettuces, I'm royally pissed off

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 8:01, Reply)

Mourn them.
Lettuce pray.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 8:20, Reply)

I'm going to avenge them with terrible salty death

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 8:33, Reply)

Slug jizzer ^

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:06, Reply)

I can't do that pre slug thing :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:11, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 8:42, Reply)

Clearly I'm not cos some cunt slugs have eaten my lettuces

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:00, Reply)

you shud fackin do im m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:03, Reply)

I fackin will tonight, the pussys hide during the day

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Alright.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Bar the slugs yep
How's you? Wedding plans getting started?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:15, Reply)

i woke up too early
and now there's a man doing the tiles in the bathroom. Tomorrow, London
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I image you in london is as comfortable as a cat in a bath

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:15, Reply)

it's only for a bit, so I can probably manage it
I'm going to be an art student for a week, I can handle that bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:16, Reply)

More photography?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:26, Reply)

ha, like photography is even art

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:29, Reply)

i knew I should ignore all your opinions

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)

no I'm already perfect at that
graphic design
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I like Peter Saville's work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:42, Reply)

Not like body art that's for sure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Well this is in the wrong place...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 9:30, Reply)

YM not a fan of anal?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Just had a bacon sarnie, now going to B&Q for some legs, then to the local market for research.
Then to the pub because I live in a bedsit in London.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I'm off to B&Q too
Tap washers, screws, 3mm plywood and wood glue. Rock and/or roll!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:52, Reply)

aye
waiting for my friend to get dressed so we can go out.

Cheshire is green and wet and cold.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:40, Reply)

' green and wet and cold'.....
No, too easy so I won't.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Lettuce?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)

smyls

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

I'm making my way to a greasy spoon
To have breakfast with a mate, before beer, football and more beer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Had a bacon sarnie, now going to B&Q to get some legs, then to the local market to do some research.
Then to the pub because I live in a bedsit in London.

Pricks.

Cunts.

Wankers.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Went to the pub at noon yesterday. Left 14 hours later.
I feel horrible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 11:38, Reply)

horrible vrisly
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 13:24, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 16:14, Reply)

Fuck I hate those posters.
Yorn is good, mind, but the real ones are so fucking whiny it's ridiculous - they're the poster equivalent of a weak manager using a silly voice to tell off an underling.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 16:31, Reply)

Thanks Dave.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 19:20, Reply)

wuv oo xxx

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 20:49, Reply)

OMG
monster munch*

not a rude euphemism for noshing off an orc
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)

I'm sunburnt

( Kroney, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Arm pits again
You cheese eating, shower dodging surrender monkey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 17:18, Reply)

Stupid fucking horse cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 18:23, Reply)

Did your horsey bet not pay out?
My soccerball team scored more sports than the other chaps, so I'm quite happy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I'm feeling dapper
If you Romaine completely still you could catch them slugs in the act cos they have bad eyesight innit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 19:52, Reply)

alright yer
Temptation on the technics.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 20:53, Reply)

ABC probably did better songs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 5 Apr 2014, 21:43, Reply)