great news!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:34, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I had a quick tidy up last night and realised I've got 8 different prescription medications available to me presently
I might open a chemists. Our tagline will be "None of these fucking work"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Best check Monty isn't standing outside your front door already

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

How will I recognise him?
Tramps are fucking everywhere
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

Asian guy attached by the head to his crotch

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:45, Reply)

have you tried just cheering up a bit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:37, Reply)

my dad was prescribed some majorly heavy painkiller (tramadol i think) for his knee replacement
being a tough sod, he refused to take it after the first few days, so binned all the rest of it. he was really surprised to be told people pay for that sort of thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:40, Reply)

What a waste

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:41, Reply)

i'd have given them all to bory or dozer
if they'd promised to swallow them all at once
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:42, Reply)

Wouldn't have worked
Spunk neutralises Tramadol.

Er, so I'm told
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)

I have some Diazepam at home, it's alright.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:46, Reply)

Oh none of mine are for anything so corporeal as pain
They're to treat my chronic emo-ness. And insomnia
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 7 Apr 2014, 12:43, Reply)