South African gun laws are reasonably strict.
You can only fire if you (and only you, not anybody else) are being approached and are in reasonable fear of your life. Shooting through a bog door into the head of a cowering girl don't count.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Guilty or not, I'd lock him up for all that pathetic blubbing in the dock.
Fucksake man have some dignity
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:00, Reply)

'Weeping Pistorious' strikes again

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

If he was going to be all bloobloo about it
then he shouldn't have fucking shot her. Man needs to get a grip.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

What if the girl is a 'fucking cunt'? I hope that is taken into account.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:01, Reply)

are you looking for precedent?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

Yes, I'm going to shoot your mum. With my cock.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

juvenille office lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

You're not going to get away with shooting swipe.
Not in this country anyway
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:02, Reply)

We're going on holiday. Just saying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:03, Reply)

alright Mr Dewani

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:04, Reply)

not with that attitude, we're not

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:08, Reply)

you'll have to poo with the door open in case he tries to shoot you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:10, Reply)

What makes you think she doesn't already do that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:17, Reply)

i forgot; northern
they're used a bucket in the corner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I heard she shits into her hand
so she can throw poo at poor meatsnake
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:20, Reply)

i'm a girl
i never ever poo. disgusting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:21, Reply)

that might be why you'er so fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:25, Reply)

Some people, not me, but some people *might* say, and I don't say this, but some may, that she's full of shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

tee hee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:26, Reply)

you're uninvited tonight

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:32, Reply)

I wasn't invited anyway

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:34, Reply)

We aren't anyway though so it's okay to joke about murdering you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Mitigating circumstances, but still governed by proportionate response, innit.
A strong backhand across the cheek would be acceptable, but four bullet holes in the old noggin are generally seen as not being quite cricket.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:05, Reply)

he wasn't even that good a shot
hip, arm, misss and head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:06, Reply)

He couldn't actually see her though, Nakers.
Give the man a break. I think he did quite well, considering.
( Kroney, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:07, Reply)

I expect that's the last 'head' he'll get for a while, giving on the other hand....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 15:09, Reply)