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'alright'
Evening prick thread.
When was the last time you were in trouble with the law?
Not since I was a teen for me. Drunk and disorderly.
alt. evening prick chat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:55,
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'alright'
I've never been in trouble with the police. I've never been caught.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:57,
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Me neither.
The police did batter on our door a few years ago as they'd had a report of a domestic going on, but I think it was just someone doing it for a lol.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:58,
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Friendly neighbourhood
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:00,
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To this day I have no idea who it was.
Our neighbourhood is pretty quiet really.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:01,
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except for when your wife is crying loudly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:18,
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never had a warning or a caution as a youngster?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:59,
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of course not
Never been stupid enough to get caught for any criminal activities.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:01,
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ok then!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:04,
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Never because only fucking idiots get caught.
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Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 18:59,
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this
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:00,
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So if Sir Jimmy had fucked brighter kids, he'd have got away with it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19,
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Er, he did get away with it
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:31,
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^
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:42,
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Yeh very much this
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Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:58,
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I FOUGHT THE LAW AND THE LAW WON.
I AM THE LAW
etc.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:03,
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Alright.
Only the inlaws
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:04,
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so so edgy
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:07,
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Well what a bunch of rebels we all are.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:08,
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Alright, truthful answer.
I was almost caught once, and to be fair they would have had be bang to rights. I once killed a guy with a sword, I had just bought the thing off ebay, back before they banned that kind of thing. Of course it was blunt as fuck when I bought it but a mate of mine came over with his angle grinder and we sharpened the fucker up. We got fucked up on coke and speed and he bet me I couldn't cut a guys head off with it. I went out and just picked this guy at random cos he looked like a prick and cut his head off. We chucked his body in to a skip and went home. The police new it was me but the guy turned out to be a pimp and a pusher and the police said we did them a favour. We just did it for the Mega Lolz!!!!
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Peej, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:12,
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AWOOGA!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19,
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that sword sounds...
'Edgy'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:19,
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You bought it on ebay so win qotw with it.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 20:02,
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No comment.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:24,
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MURDERER!!
(lyrical gangsta)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:43,
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was it Hype or Zinc that remixed that or am I getting it mixed up with sutin else?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 19:47,
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