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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Phoning a Kraut
Does anyone know how to speak to these people?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
auf Deutsch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
Ich nichten sprechen sie Deutche

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
loudly and slowly

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51, Reply)
^
Might have to remind Fritz about what he did to my home as well
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
He should do it again, do us all a favour

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Stupid German telephone exchange
Does this noise mean it's ringing and he's not answering, or that I've dialled an incorrect number?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:57, Reply)
they are using your phone signal to clsoe in your your position and obliterate Cov once and for all
in other news I will be in Cov on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
I'll make up the spare bed.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
are you sure mrs Tangiers won't mind?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
are you kidding?
she'll be thrilled at the chance to shag someone else
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
She'll only be there to hold the camera

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
shall i bring the caltrops?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
is this your ass crank?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04, Reply)
the forth movie in the jason statham series was a little more niche

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07, Reply)
it reminds me of those stupid toddler books
that's not my dragon, its fangs are too plushy.
that's not my duckling, its beak is too shiny.
that's not my ass crank, its shaft is too shitty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:12, Reply)
You should also do a racist walk in the style of John Cleese

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:05, Reply)
yes
by email
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This was my preferred option, but I need answers now damnit!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59, Reply)
It looks as though Germany knocks off early on a Friday, so I may have to email him after all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)
typical inefficient and lazy germans

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
No wonder they lost the war

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:02, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I don't get this one.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01, Reply)
A pigeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00, Reply)

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