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Phoning a Kraut
Does anyone know how to speak to these people?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:50,
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auf Deutsch
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51,
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Ich nichten sprechen sie Deutche
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53,
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loudly and slowly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:51,
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^
Might have to remind Fritz about what he did to my home as well
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:53,
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He should do it again, do us all a favour
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:54,
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Stupid German telephone exchange
Does this noise mean it's ringing and he's not answering, or that I've dialled an incorrect number?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:57,
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they are using your phone signal to clsoe in your your position and obliterate Cov once and for all
in other news I will be in Cov on tuesday
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59,
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I'll make up the spare bed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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are you sure mrs Tangiers won't mind?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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are you kidding?
she'll be thrilled at the chance to shag someone else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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She'll only be there to hold the camera
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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shall i bring the caltrops?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04,
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is this your ass crank?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:04,
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the forth movie in the jason statham series was a little more niche
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:07,
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it reminds me of those stupid toddler books
that's not my dragon, its fangs are too plushy.
that's not my duckling, its beak is too shiny.
that's not my ass crank, its shaft is too shitty.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:12,
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You should also do a racist walk in the style of John Cleese
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:05,
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yes
by email
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:58,
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This was my preferred option, but I need answers now damnit!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:59,
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It looks as though Germany knocks off early on a Friday, so I may have to email him after all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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typical inefficient and lazy germans
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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No wonder they lost the war
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:02,
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haha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:03,
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I don't get this one.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:01,
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A pigeon.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 14:00,
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