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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Did you hear the one about Ku Klux Knievel?
He tried to jump 50 niggers in a steam roller!

arf!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Did he manage it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:29, Reply)
YES!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:39, Reply)
Thank goodness. Those niggers could have been seriously hurt!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)
"Take your steam roller, off the niggers!"
/film.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)
/movie

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:46, Reply)
This doesn't work.
Steam rollers aren't noted for their potential for "wicked air". If he just wanted to kill them, I find the premise of setting up a stunt jump in a ludicrously unsuitable vehicle to be overly complicated at best.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:37, Reply)
if teh ramp withstood the rollers weight, it would simply topple off the end crushing perhaps only the first one or two unfortunates

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Plus a road roller can do, what, about 5mph at best?
Speed is critical for any successful jump, so it sounds unlikely to me.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:42, Reply)
A ROAD ROLLER?
WTF? It's a fucking steam roller.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
it ent steam powered though is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:47, Reply)
dunt matter.
It's still called a steam roller.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:48, Reply)
i take a steam train to work everyday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:50, Reply)
That's the kettle in the buffet car, you buffoon

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:54, Reply)
We call it a "road train" now gramps

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Totally unbelievable, would never work.

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 14:40, Reply)

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